If stupidity were a currency, some people would be millionaires.
I wouldn’t trust that person to tie their own shoelaces, let alone make a decision.
Some people are proof that evolution can go in reverse.
It’s amazing how someone can be so educated yet so clueless.
Some people have their brains on vacation and forgot to come back.
Intelligence is like a superpower, and some people are definitely powerless.
I had to check twice to make sure that person wasn’t actually an alien.
Common sense isn’t so common after all.
If that person had a dollar for every stupid thought, they’d be broke.
I’ve met rocks smarter than that person.
They must have gotten lost on their way to the IQ test.
If stupidity were a crime, they’d be serving a life sentence.
I can’t decide if they’re genuinely dumb or just pretending.
Sometimes I wonder if they were dropped on their head as a baby.
Common sense called, it wanted to say goodbye forever.
I bet their family tree is a cactus.
The level of dumbness is just too high to comprehend.
They say ignorance is bliss, but in their case, it’s just annoying.
If they were a spice, they would be flour.
I’ve seen plants with more intelligence than that person.
Some people are living, breathing proof that mistakes happen.
I have a theory: dumbness is contagious, but thankfully not for everyone.
Being dumb is no excuse for being rude.
I’m not saying they’re dumb, but they could give a goldfish a run for its money.
They could fall into a barrel of boobs and come out sucking their thumbs.
They must have a dedicated team of brain cells working overtime to be this dumb.
If they were a book, I wouldn’t even bother reading the cliff notes.
They’re like a broken pencil: pointless.
I wouldn’t trust them to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Common sense is a superpower that not everyone possesses.
They’re the type of person who tries to drown a fish.
Some people are living proof that even Darwin can be wrong.
They make a rock look intelligent.
I’m convinced their brain is powered by hamsters on a wheel.
It’s amazing how they manage to breathe and walk at the same time.
If they were a character in a book, they would be the comic relief.
They’re the type of person who puts their phone in the fridge and their food in the microwave.
I wouldn’t trust them to count from 1 to 10 without skipping a number.
They could get lost in a round room.
If they were a superhero, their power would be mind-numbing stupidity.
They’re a walking advertisement for the importance of education.
They make Forrest Gump look like Albert Einstein.
If they were a video game character, their intelligence level would be ‘game over.’
Do they actually have a brain, or is it just a decorative piece?
Some people’s stupidity is so advanced, it’s almost impressive.
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