Doormat Sayings

1. “Welcome to our chaos”
2. “Come back with coffee”
3. “Beware of dog hair”
4. “Leave your worries at the door”
5. “Home sweet home (sometimes)”
6. “Hope you brought wine”
7. “Come in, we’re awesome”
8. “Good vibes only”
9. “This is where the magic happens”
10. “Please remove your shoes (and your negativity)”
11. “A house is not a home without a dog (or cat)”
12. “You’re like, really pretty”
13. “We’re all mad here”
14. “Life is too short to take yourself seriously”
15. “Don’t be a stranger”
16. “It’s never too late for coffee”
17. “Happiness is homemade”
18. “Home is where the heart is (and the Wi-Fi)”
19. “You look great today”
20. “No drama, llama”
21. “Coffee and kindness served here”
22. “Sorry we missed you, we were out living our best lives”
23. “May your day be as wonderful as you are”
24. “Adventure awaits”
25. “Home is where you can be yourself”
26. “Welcome to the madhouse”
27. “Kindness is always in fashion”
28. “Life is short, eat the cake”
29. “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle”
30. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right”
31. “Happiness is not a destination, it’s a journey”
32. “Hope you brought tacos”
33. “Good things come to those who hustle”
34. “Please excuse the mess, the dog is making memories”
35. “Life is tough, but so are you”
36. “Be yourself, everyone else is taken”
37. “Welcome to our little slice of paradise”
38. “Coffee is always a good idea”
39. “Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever”
40. “Home is where the pants are optional”
41. “Dogs welcome, people tolerated”
42. “Please do not disturb, napping in progress”
43. “Be the reason someone smiles today”
44. “Come as you are”
45. “Leave your worries and your shoes at the door”
46. “Good things come to those who clean”
47. “Life is too short for bad coffee”
48. “Love grows best in little houses”
49. “Welcome to our humble abode”
50. “No shoes, no shirt, no problem”
51. “May the force be with you”
52. “Life is an adventure, enjoy the ride”
53. “Home is where the Wi-Fi connects automatically”
54. “Make yourself at home, clean my kitchen”
55. “The door is always open, the beer is always cold”
56. “Life is a journey, enjoy the ride”
57. “Home is where the heart is (and the wine)”
58. “Welcome to the funhouse”
59. “Coffee is my love language”
60. “Life is a party, dress like it”
61. “May the odds be ever in your favor”
62. “It’s 5 o’clock somewhere”
63. “Home is where the dog hair sticks to everything but the dog”
64. “Life is short, make it sweet”
65. “Welcome to our happy chaos”
66. “Let’s stay home”
67. “Please wipe your paws”
68. “Life is an adventure, make the most of it”
69. “Welcome to our little piece of paradise”
70. “In this house, we do real, we do mistakes, we do I’m sorry, we do second chances, we do fun, we do family, we do hugs, we do love”
71. “Coffee, because adulting is hard”
72. “Home is where the pants come off and the Netflix goes on”
73. “Welcome, enter if you dare”
74. “Home is where the heart is (and the pizza)”
75. “Sorry, not sorry”
76. “Good friends, good food, good times”
77. “Home is where the wifi is weak and the drinks are strong”
78. “Welcome to the jungle”
79. “Life is too short to drink bad wine”
80. “I never met a wine I didn’t like”
81. “Home is where the wine is”
82. “Wipe your feet and leave your worries outside”
83. “Welcome to the circus”
84. “Home is where the pants are stretchy and the wine is plentiful”
85. “Life is a journey, enjoy the detours”
86. “The party don’t start ’til we walk in”
87. “Welcome, we hope you brought chocolate”
88. “Home is where the wifi password is easily accessible”
89. “Life is better with friends and a bottle of wine”
90. “I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy”
91. “Welcome to the rodeo”
92. “Home is where you can be yourself, unless you’re a serial killer”
93. “Life is too short to drink bad coffee”
94. “I’m not arguing, I’m just passionately expressing my opinion”
95. “Welcome to the zoo”
96. “Home is where the coffee is strong and the wifi is free”
97. “Life is an adventure, embrace it”
98. “I’m not procrastinating, I’m just prioritizing my Netflix queue”
99. “Welcome, our door is always open”
100. “Home is where you can be yourself, even if that means wearing your pajamas all day”

Doormat Sayings part 2