D&d Sayings

  • Roll for initiative, and let’s get this adventure started!
  • Dungeon master’s orders!
  • I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!
  • May the dice be ever in your favor.
  • I don’t always play D&D, but when I do, I prefer to roll a natural 20.
  • The DM giveth, and the DM taketh away.
  • In D&D, there’s no such thing as over-prepared.
  • My other character is a barbarian.
  • I’m not arguing, I’m discussing rules as written.
  • May your dice always roll high and your enemies always roll low.
  • The real treasure was the friends we made along the way.
  • Let’s roll initiative and take down some monsters!
  • The DM is always right, even when he’s wrong.
  • I’m a bard, I don’t need a weapon.
  • The only thing worse than a TPK is a boring game.
  • I don’t trust NPCs, they’re always up to something.
  • I have a cunning plan…
  • Roll with advantage or go home.
  • May your sword stay sharp and your spells never fizzle.
  • My character has a tragic backstory, but at least he’s got a killer armor class.
  • I don’t need luck, I have a +3 to my saving throws.
  • In D&D, the impossible is always possible.
  • I’m a rogue, not a thief.
  • May your hits be critical and your misses be few.
  • I’m chaotic neutral, not chaotic stupid.
  • You can never have too many dice.
  • I always have a backup character just in case.
  • My character is an optimist, even in the face of a Tarrasque.
  • I’m not a rules lawyer, I’m a rules enthusiast.
  • In D&D, anything is possible with a little creativity and a lot of luck.
  • May your DM be merciful and your loot be epic.
  • I’m a druid, not a tree-hugger.
  • The pen is mightier than the sword, but a fireball is mightier than both.
  • I don’t always succeed on my saving throws, but when I do, it’s a critical success.
  • In D&D, every character is a hero in their own way.
  • May your character never suffer from a critical failure, but when they do, may it be hilarious.
  • I’m not a power gamer, I’m a character optimizer.
  • Let’s slay some dragons and loot some treasure!
  • I’m a cleric, I don’t heal for free.
  • The best loot is the loot you earn through roleplay.
  • I’m not a min-maxer, I’m a character specialist.
  • May your magic always work and your potions never backfire.
  • In D&D, the real adventure is the friends we make along the way.
  • I’m a fighter, not a lover.
  • The DM’s screen is a sacred artifact, and woe to those who peek behind it.
  • May your character never suffer from DM fiat, but when they do, may it be for the good of the story.
  • I don’t always play a spellcaster, but when I do, I prefer to be a sorcerer.
  • The only limit is your imagination.
  • Roll for initiative!
  • May your sword stay sharp and your magic never fail.
  • Adventure awaits!
  • Welcome to the dungeon of doom.
  • What doesn’t kill you makes you level up.
  • May your dice always roll in your favor.
  • The fate of the world rests in our hands.
  • In this game, the possibilities are endless.
  • The ultimate battle between good and evil.
  • May your loot be plentiful and your enemies few.
  • Get ready for a wild ride.
  • May your crits be high and your misses be low.
  • Enter at your own risk.
  • The story is in your hands.
  • Let the adventure begin!
  • May the gods smile upon us.
  • In this game, anything can happen.
  • The fate of the kingdom is in our hands.
  • We may be small, but we are mighty.
  • May your spells be powerful and your enemies weak.
  • The quest for glory begins.
  • May your journey be full of wonder and excitement.
  • Danger lurks around every corner.
  • The fate of the world hangs in the balance.
  • May your traps be disarmed and your puzzles solved.
  • Brace yourselves for the battle of a lifetime.
  • In this world, there are no guarantees.
  • May your companions be strong and your enemies weak.
  • This is where heroes are made.
  • May your skills be sharp and your wits even sharper.
  • The fate of the universe is at stake.
  • May your courage never falter and your resolve never break.
  • This is a game of strategy, skill, and luck.
  • May your weapons be true and your aim be steady.
  • The ultimate test of your skills awaits.
  • May your decisions be wise and your actions just.
  • The path to victory is fraught with peril.
  • May your armor be strong and your shield never falter.
  • Get ready for the fight of your life.
  • May your spells be cast with precision and your attacks hit true.
  • The fate of the multiverse hangs in the balance.
  • May your journey be filled with wonder and discovery.
  • This is a world of magic, monsters, and mayhem.
  • May your allies be strong and your foes weak.
  • The ultimate battle between light and dark.
  • May your heart be brave and your spirit strong.
  • In this game, there are no second chances.
  • May your wisdom guide you and your strength protect you.
  • The fate of the galaxy is in your hands.
  • May your journey be long and your rewards great.
  • This is a game of heroes, villains, and everything in between.
  • May your blades be sharp and your arrows true.

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