Dave Strider Quotes – A Collection of Witty and Sarcastic One-liners

Life is like a game, and I’m the badass player.

Sarcasm is my second language.

I don’t need saving, I’m already a hero in my own story.

Nobody does cool like me, it’s just a fact.

Being cool is a full-time job, and I’m killing it.

I don’t go with the flow, I make my own waves.

Don’t mistake my coolness for arrogance, they’re just sisters.

I have a black belt in snarky comebacks.

If sarcasm was a superpower, I’d be a freaking superhero.

I’m not a follower, I’m a trendsetter.

I’m too cool for school, but too smart to skip it.

I don’t need luck, I make my own destiny.

I’m not a fan of rules, they just cramp my style.

Dare to be different, that’s my motto.

I have an unlimited supply of awesome.

Being ordinary is not an option for me.

Cool kids don’t follow the crowd, they make their own path.

I’m the captain of my own cool ship.

Being cool is not just a personality trait, it’s a lifestyle.

There’s no limit to my bad-assery.

I’ve got 99 problems, but being cool ain’t one.

I’m not afraid to stand out, it’s what I do best.

I don’t need a cape to be a superhero, my personality is enough.

Coolness comes not from what you wear, but how you wear it.

There’s no challenge too big for a cool genius like me.

Dave Strider Quotes – A Collection of Witty and Sarcastic One-liners part 2

I don’t care about popularity, I care about being true to myself.

I’m on a quest for awesomeness, and nothing can stop me.

If coolness was a currency, I’d be a billionaire.

I’m the definition of cool, just look it up in the dictionary.

Haters gonna hate, but I just keep getting cooler.

I don’t believe in limits, I believe in pushing boundaries.

I don’t need to fit in, I was born to stand out.

I don’t need a spotlight, my aura shines on its own.

I don’t follow trends, I set them.

Being cool is my natural state of being.

I’m like a shooting star, leaving a trail of coolness wherever I go.

I make cool look effortless, but it’s actually a lot of work.

I don’t just talk the talk, I walk the cool walk.

Being cool is not about what you have, it’s about who you are.

I don’t do boring, I do extraordinary.

I don’t need a fan club, I’m my own biggest fan.

I’m a one-of-a-kind cool, there’s no one else like me.

I thrive on coolness, it’s my life force.

I don’t need validation, my awesomeness speaks for itself.

I don’t need a status, I have a legacy.