Bowling Sayings

• Bowl so hard they call me Bowlin’ Pin.
• You can’t beat me, I’m a bowling machine.
• Spare me the drama, let’s just bowl.
• Keep calm and bowl on.
• Rolling with the homies…and bowling strikes.
• Bowl it like it’s hot.
• Strike it up, let’s bowl.
• Bowlers never die, they just roll away.
• Bowling is my middle name.
• Go big or go home…unless you’re bowling, then go small and go home with the win.
• I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I bowl to win.
• Bowlers always have the best balls.
• I’ve got bowling balls of steel.
• Bowling is a game of inches…and miles.
• You can tell a lot about a person by the way they bowl.
• I’m not arguing, I’m just bowling my point.
• Spare me the details, let’s just bowl.
• Keep calm and bowl a strike.
• It’s not how you bowl, it’s how many pins you knock down.
• Bowl a turkey and celebrate like it’s Thanksgiving.
• The only thing better than bowling is more bowling.
• Bowling is just like life, sometimes you get a strike and sometimes you get a gutter ball.
• The bowling alley is my happy place.
• The only way to bowl is to bowl like a boss.
• Bowling is a sport of precision, accuracy, and spares.
• Bowling: the only time it’s okay to throw a heavy ball at small objects.
• Life is short, bowl more.
• Bowlers don’t give up, they just adjust their aim.
• Rollin’ with my homies…to the bowling alley.
• I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I prefer to bowl with friends.
• Spare me the excuses, let’s just bowl.
• Keep calm and throw strikes.
• I never met a bowler I didn’t like.
• The only thing more satisfying than a strike is a turkey.
• Bowling is not just a game, it’s a way of life.
• There’s no such thing as a lucky shot in bowling, only skill.
• Bowl now, adult later.
• Bowling is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re going to get.
• Go big or go home…but if you’re bowling, just go big.
• I bowl to live, and I live to bowl.
• Strike first, ask questions later.
• Bowlers have better balls.
• Bowling is not just a sport, it’s an art.
• Bowling: because sometimes you just need to knock some pins down.
• Bowlers don’t whine, they just knock down more pins.
• Bowling is a game of skill, strategy, and style.
• Bowlers are better at rolling than rock stars.
• Keep calm and pick up spares.
• If bowling is wrong, I don’t want to be right.
• Bowling: the perfect blend of fun, competition, and spares.
• No one likes a quitter, unless you’re quitting bowling because you just bowled a perfect game.
• Bowling is like life, you never know what you’re going to get.
• The only thing better than bowling is bowling with friends.
• Bowl your heart out, but remember to bring it back to the rack.
• Bowling is a sport for all ages, sizes, and skills.
• Don’t hate the player, hate the game…
• Split happens.
• Gutter balls are just a part of the game.
• Rollin’ with my homies.
• I’ve got my bowling shoes on and I’m ready to roll.
• Strike a pose.
• I bowl like a champ and drink like a fish.
• I’m not just a bowler, I’m a bowlin’ baller.
• It’s not the ball, it’s the bowler.
• Bowling is my zen.
• My bowling game is on point.
• Bowling is how I roll.
• Bowling is my happy place.
• Spare me the details.
• I’m a bowling machine.
• All I need is a lane and a ball.
• Bowling is just like life: aim for the middle and hope for the best.
• There’s nothing like the sound of pins falling.
• I don’t always bowl, but when I do, I strike.
• I’m the bowling kingpin.
• I bowl, therefore I am.
• Bowling: it’s not just for grandmas anymore.
• I bowl better than I sing.
• Bowling is a frame of mind.
• I’m not saying I’m the best bowler, but have you seen my high score?
• The pins don’t stand a chance against me.
• Bowling is a ball.
• I bowl like it’s my job.
• I don’t always bowl a strike, but when I do, it’s a turkey.
• Roll with the strikes.
• My favorite color is bowling alley carpet.
• Bowling is just like golf, but without the grass and the walking.
• I’m just here for the pizza and beer.
• The perfect game is within my reach.
• I may not be a pro, but I sure look good in bowling shoes.
• Let the good times roll.
• Bowl, eat, repeat.
• Bowling is the perfect date night activity.
• The louder the music, the better I bowl.
• My bowling game is stronger than my coffee.
• I came, I saw, I bowled a perfect game.
• I bowl like a girl…and that’s a good thing.
• The pins fear me.
• Bowling is how I get my steps in.
• I’m so good at bowling, I should be sponsored by a ball company.

Bowling Sayings part 2