Borat Quotes – Hilarious One-Liners from the Iconic Character

I like sex! It’s nice!

I am very excite!

In Kazakhstan, is the custom for men to drink fermented horse urine.

I’m named after Borat! My real name is Borat Sagdiyev.

In my country, we do not manhandle women. We grab them delicately, like a watermelon.

I arrived in America’s airport with clothings, U.S. dollars, and a jar of gypsy tears to protect me from AIDS.

My neighbor, Nursultan Tuliagby, he is pain in my assholes. I get a window from a glass, he must get a window from a glass. I get a step, he must get a step. I get a clock-radio, he cannot afford. Great success!

My sister, she show her vazhïn to my brother Bilo, so I have decided that I will be next Premier of Kazakhstan.

I go America, I get dental. High five!

Sexy time!

In Kazakhstan, we have a saying: ‘He who chase the Jews into the sea gets a tickertape parade.’

Our women make such excellent prostitutes that we export them all over the world, except for Uzbekistan. Uzbekistan, of course, is very nice!

I am very respectful of women. Here, they drive a car, but you can’t see her asshole!

Is this a claw? Is this a claw? No, is no claw, is a crab!

We support your war of terror!

Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free. You must grab him by his horns, then we have a big party!

I think sexy lady in front of man in real life in America should be put to death!

She is my wife. She is number four prostitute in whole of Kazakhstan.

Borat Quotes – Hilarious One-Liners from the Iconic Character part 2

We have animals in our zoo. We also have prostitutes. However, they are not in same cage.

People say I look like a fish. I think of myself more like a bumblebee.

I hope my country can become civilized, like America.

Jagshemash! Although Kazakhstan a glorious country, it have a problem, too: economic, social, and Jew!

I want to have a car that attract woman with shave down below.

King in the Castle, King in the Castle, I have a chair!

Where I was from, I was very popular. I was like the Justin Bieber of my village.

Kazakhstan, greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.

I like you. I’d like to invite you back to my place, bouncy, bouncy!

If you feed a horse Priyoglass, it feeds family forever. But if you give a Priyoglass to a horse, it make the horse sick.

We do not have light in Kazakhstan, so when you need to find something, you must use my gypsy tears.

Gypsy, gypsy, give me your tears! If you don’t, I will pull out your beard!

To be a great man, you must first dominate a woman.

In my country, they say if you do not have a drink, it is because you are a homosexual!

My hobbies include ping pong, gypsy-tear collecting, walking on the beach, and playing rape whistle.

I want to swim in your North Pole!

I use my ‘charm and my dick.’ Stick and move, stick and move!

I have a three year old son. I apply the same rules as my wife applies to me. When he cries, I put him in a burlap bag and throw him into the sea.

Hanging out with movie stars reminds me of being star of my friend Azamat’s home movie!

I came to California with a big dream: a dream of two women same time.

In Kazakhstan, they treat sex same as hot food. They wait 5 seconds and then they take it out!

If you don’t like fashion, you can go back to your country!

We must first make Customer Relations come.

In Kazakhstan, we use vagïna for ashtray!

I was shaving my fish this morning when I come across your reference to me as a ‘fraudster.’

In my country, they would go to jail for wearing clothes like what your sister is wearing!

My favorite food is ice cream, and I like to make love with my wife with ice cream in many places.