Blanche Devereaux Quotes

I’m like a fine bottle of champagne, waiting to be uncorked.

A man’s ego is like a child’s balloon. It’s fun until it pops.

I don’t have a bachelorette’s degree in men, but I have a PhD in experience.

The only thing hotter than Miami is me.

Why have a slice of cake when you can have the whole bakery?

Life’s too short to wear boring clothes.

Age is just a number, and mine’s unlisted.

Gold may tarnish, but my spirit always shines.

I don’t need a man to complete me, I’m already fabulous.

If life gives you lemons, add some vodka and make a party.

Love is like a dessert. It’s best when rich and indulgent.

I’m not a drama queen, I’m a drama empress.

If sarcasm was a superpower, I would be a superhero.

I believe in quicksand. Some men are just too weak to resist.

I don’t need a therapist, I have a great group of girlfriends.

I’m not just the life of the party, I am the party.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy fabulous shoes.

I may be aging, but my wit is timeless.

Dress for success, and success will come knocking on your door.

If at first you don’t succeed, try botox.

I’d rather be over-dressed than under-dressed any day.

I’m like a fine wine, I only get better with age.

I don’t mind being the center of attention, I was born for it.

The only thing better than diamonds is a diamond tiara.

I’m not high maintenance, I’m just worth it.

Love is like a hurricane, it can sweep you off your feet.

I don’t chase men, I outrun them.

I don’t need a genie in a bottle, I am my own wish come true.

I’m not afraid of getting older, I’m afraid of not getting older.

I live by the three Fs: Fun, Fabulous, and Fierce.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I already sparkle.

Life’s a stage, and I’m the leading lady.

I don’t need an alarm clock, I wake up fabulous every morning.

True love is like a rare gem, hard to find but worth the search.

Age is just a reminder of how fabulous I am.

If life gives you lemons, make a fabulous lemon tart.

I’m not too old to party, I’m just experienced.

I don’t need a fairy godmother, I have my own magic.

I’m not just a flirt, I’m fluent in body language.

I don’t believe in regrets, only fabulous memories.

I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m someone’s shot of tequila.

I don’t need a vacation, I am a vacation.

I’m like a fine work of art, meant to be admired.

I don’t dwell on the past, I sashay into the future.

I may have a few wrinkles, but my spirit is forever young.