Bike funny quotes

Life is like riding a bike, to keep your balance you must keep moving.

I don’t need therapy, I just need my bike.

Four wheels move the body, two wheels move the soul.

I’m not speeding, I’m just flying low.

When in doubt, pedal it out.

The only time I feel free is when I’m riding my bike.

Bike rides are my happy pills.

A bicycle can’t stand alone, it’s two-tired.

The bicycle is a simple solution to some of the world’s most complicated problems.

I don’t ride a bike to add days to my life, I ride a bike to add life to my days.

If you can fix a bike, you can fix anything.

Bicycles are like happiness on two wheels.

Why drive when you can ride?

The world is best explored on a bicycle.

Bike rides are like therapy, but with a wind blowing through your hair.

Bike riding is my escape from reality.

The best views are seen from a bicycle seat.

A bike ride a day keeps the doctor away.

Life is too short to worry about flat tires.

Cycling is not about going somewhere, it’s about being somewhere.

Bike rides are my form of meditation.

I cycle because I really, really, really, really, really, really, really love cake.

I run on caffeine and a whole lot of pedal power.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I need a guy in cycling gear.

The world is your cycling oyster.

It’s all downhill from here… said no cyclist ever.

I don’t sweat, I sparkle.

I cycle not because it’s easy, but because it’s worth it.

Riding a bike is a way of life, not just a hobby.

I may be slow, but at least I’m stylish.

Life is better in full pedal mode.

A bike ride is the closest you can get to flying without leaving the ground.

My other car is a bicycle.

Cycling is the best kind of therapy.

When life gets tough, just pedal harder.

Bike rides are the best way to appreciate the little things in life.

Every ride is an adventure waiting to happen.

The best kind of freedom is the one you get on a bicycle.

I never feel lost when I’m on my bike.

Bicycles are the perfect companions for a journey of self-discovery.

I’m not lost, I’m just exploring new routes.

Bike rides are my way of multitasking: exercising and escaping at the same time.

I bike because I am in charge of my own destiny.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Life is like riding a bike, you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.