Beverly Hills Cop Quotes

I’m not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in the tailpipe.

You ain’t gonna fall for no banana in the tailpipe?

Don’t you come in here and tell me how to do my job.

I’m the boss here.

Foley’s a damn good cop!

I’ve got the key!

I don’t know whether to dance with you or fight you.

You mind if I smoke?

I’m allowed to smoke.

It’s not illegal to smoke in here, is it?

What’s the charge for getting thrown out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

We’re not gonna fall for a banana in the tailpipe.

I ain’t fallin’ for no banana in the tailpipe.

Axel Foley is the pride of the department!

I don’t know, Uncle Dave. I’ve never been wrong before.

I just got off the phone with the Commissioner.

You’re on a restricted floor! How did you get up here?

You know, you should be careful what you wish for.

Okay, I’m not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

I just broke into the autopsy room and found out what the chemical is. It’s the same hydrocarbon mixture the boys burned in the warehouse fire.

You’re kind of changed, man. You wear a suit now.

You know what happened? Two black guys stole my stereo.

What do you want me to do? Dress in drag and do the hula?

I got thrown out of a window! What’s the fucking charge for getting pushed out of a moving car, huh? Jaywalking?

Don’t worry, Inspector. I’m in deep cover. I’m just living with this fine young lady here.

Surfwear. Why don’t you guys put a label on these things saying ‘Gettin’ the shit kicked out of you in Beverly Hills’?

Do not get behind the wheel of a car unless you are a trained police officer.

A little town called Detroit.

Would you gentlemen like a glass of water before you make your threats?

Maybe I should rip your face off, so that you can look at you with my eyes.

You know, I’m just like a local boy made good.

You know, I don’t know if you guys realize this, but this city is like a powder keg right now. The youth of our nation are out there waiting to explode. The people out there, they’re just sick of it. They’re to the point of no return. They’ve reached the boiling point, and there’s nothing we can do about it.

You know what I’m sayin’?

I don’t think I do, sir.

Listen, if you guys do something to that car, I’m gonna come back and fuck your mother with it.

These are the things that separate us from the animals.

Well, that would explain how he got past the guards.

Yeah, well, a lot of people lie to the police. It doesn’t mean we can trash their stories.

That’s what I love about the law — it’s so unpredictable.

Hey, what’s up with the hair?

You’re gonna get your little black ass killed!

You know, you should have told me you’re a cop.

You seen Victor Maitland?

Thanks for the advice, Inspector. I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that.