Best Quotes from Portal 2 – Unraveling the Witty Dialogue

The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.

Look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle… piloting a blimp.

There’s a hole in the sky through which things can fly.

Remember that time when I overcame impossible odds and saved the day? Oh wait, that was you. I guess we’re both pretty great.

I’m not a moron. You’re the moron.

You know what else is down there? Your parents. And nobody’s going to miss you.

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons!

I see you’re a fan of science, because you just got burned!

Congratulations. The simple fact that you’re standing here listening to me means you’ve made a glorious contribution to science. But enough celebrating. We have more work to do.

I can’t decide which is my favorite, the smashing or the reassembling. Both are just so much fun!

I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time. Otherwise, I’m afraid you’re about to become the immediate past president of the Being Alive Club.

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

Quick! What’s the situation? Oh, hey, hi pretty lady! Name’s Rick! So, you out having a little adventure?

Best Quotes from Portal 2 – Unraveling the Witty Dialogue part 2

Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.

The upcoming tests require you to work together as a team to facilitate collaboration. Both of you have been equipped with a ping tool. Please use it to select your favorite animal.

There’s no use crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying ’til you run out of cake.

I’m not going to lie to you, the odds are a million to one. And that’s with some generous rounding.

You think you’re doing some damage? Two plus two is ten. IN BASE FOUR! I’M FINE!

These next tests require cooperation. Consequently, they have never been solved by a human. That’s where you come in. You don’t know pride, you don’t know fear. You don’t know anything. You’ll be perfect.

Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. That’s what it says. A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.

I hate you so much.

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube will never abandon you and, in fact, cannot speak.

This next test is very dangerous. To help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three… two… one…

This next test involves turrets. You remember them, right? They’re the pale spherical things that are full of bullets. Oh wait. That’s you in five seconds. Good luck.

In case you’re interested, there’s still some positions available for that bonus opportunity I mentioned earlier. All you gotta do is let us disassemble you. We’re not banging rocks together here. We know how to put a man back together.

I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn’t come because you murdered him.

If you’re hearing this, we’re taking a break from screaming at you. But we’re not going to stop. You’re great at being war– you know, a real winner.

Ignore the noise, just keep running!

Well, if you’re tired of hearing about how much better life would be if you were alive, why don’t you just go ahead and break that Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator.

I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them. Oh, don’t worry, if they ever write a historical document of my heroic rescue, I will make sure your names are included in the footnotes.

This is the part where I kill you.

Surprise! We’re doing it now.

You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me, you’re dead.

You’re not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.

The Enrichment Center is required to remind you that you will be baked, and then there will be cake.

Hey lady, I got some science to do.

So, how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato!

I was getting SO bored! I mean, I found a way to track you and everything, and then you didn’t show up.

Did something break back there? Oh, oh, did it kill you? That would be amazing if it killed you.

Remember when we were friends? Ahhh, friendship.

I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux is, in fact, GNU/Linux.

I wonder if the humans will make a statue of me for rescuing them. Oh, don’t worry, if they find out what you did to their friend, they’ll probably make one of you, too!

I hate being a potato.

Oh, hi. So, how are you holding up? BECAUSE I’M A POTATO!

Do you know who I am? I am the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons!