Best Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Wildcard, b*tches!

I’m gonna get real weird with it.

Dennis is a bastard man!

The sun will rise, and we will try again.

I’m a five-star man!

Rum Ham for life!

The gang does a great job at ruining everything.

I’m just a full-on rapist, you know?

I’ve got the moves like Jagger!

Charlie, you can’t read!

I did not become a bird lawyer to become a bird.

Don’t mess with the bird law!

I’m not fat, I’m cultivating mass.

I’m gonna stick my thumbs through your eyes and ride your skull like a canoe!

I’m the wildcard, b*tches!

I’m the official trashman!

As an American, I’ve gotta exercise my right to be a pig.

I’ll sleep when I’m dead.

I don’t want to be human, I want to be a god.

I don’t respond well to threats.

I don’t make trades, I make value exchanges!

I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!

I’m a Golden God!

The gang makes the rules!

Nobody is flawless, except for me.

I’m an evolving creature!

I’m totally fine! Because I’m a warrior!

Adventure is out there, and I’m going to find it!

I’m just a vessel for his greatness!

I will not be tied down by the common spaces of lesser men!

Did you f*ck my mom, Santa Claus?!?

Because Mac is gay in this one, we’re all gay!

Best Quotes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia part 2

I don’t know how many years I got left on this Earth, but I’m gonna get real weird with it!

I lose track of how many times I’ve done the DENNIS system with these chicks.

You don’t stop drinking because you get older, you get older because you stop drinking.

I have a bleached–hole fetish and I’m turned off by traditional boundaries.

I’m so woman outside. I’m all woman inside. I’m man meat. I’m man meat.

I sleep in a little drawer under a little bed and I don’t wake up for months, and then all of a sudden, all at once, both of them do.

I gotta have my tools.

I gave up my organs, everything below the belly button.

Dee, you’re a bird of paradise.

I cut the brakes!

This isn’t a bad day, it’s a bad life!

Yeah, but Frank, you’re forgetting the erotic part of the choking.

I’m not gonna stop drinking until I’ve blacked out!