I’m not a doctor, but I’ll take a look.
Did you die? Is this heaven? I knew it!
You can’t just walk into a man’s room and not expect him to wake up!
If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas… unless you film it!
I can’t be held responsible for my actions, I drank a lot of caffeine.
I see the light at the end of the tunnel, and it’s the flash of a camera!
I don’t always get drunk, but when I do, I wake up in a tiger cage.
I found a tiger in the bathroom… and it was begging for breakfast!
Life’s a gamble, but I’m a winner in this game called hangover.
Never underestimate the power of a good beer pong tournament.
You don’t need a real wedding to have a fake wife.
I may be hungover, but my charisma is still on point!
What doesn’t kill you makes for a hell of a hangover story.
The secret to a great night out? Surround yourself with great people.
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a round of shots for your friends.
Expect the unexpected, especially when you’re in Vegas.
Life’s too short to worry about the consequences of a good time.
Hangovers are temporary, but memories last forever.
When life knocks you down, grab a shot and keep going.
I may not remember exactly what happened, but I know it was epic!
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A hangover is just your body’s way of saying ‘good job, buddy!’
What happens in Vegas may stay in Vegas, but the hangover comes home.
In Vegas, even the hangover feels like a victory lap.
I don’t need an alarm clock, I have a pounding headache.
Last night was a blur, but the hangover is crystal clear.
Don’t chase the night, let the night chase you… and bring Advil.
If life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour.
Sometimes the best decisions are made after a few too many shots.
Sorry, I can’t adult today. Hangover duties call!
Every hangover has a silver lining… it’s called brunch.
I may be a mess, but I’m a damn charming one.
If there’s a will, there’s a way… to find a cure for this hangover!
Who needs a vacation when you can have a hangover?
Do I regret last night? Not as much as my pounding head does.
Hangovers are like one-night stands… they leave you with regrets.
I’m not drunk, I’m just overly hydrated… with tequila.
What’s the best cure for a hangover? Planning the next party.
I don’t always wake up with a hangover, but when I do, it’s epic.
My party philosophy: go big or go home… and then go to bed.
Life is too short for regrets, but long enough for hangovers.
In Vegas, the only thing hotter than the desert sun is the hangover.
I may not remember last night, but I’ll never forget this hangover.
The best way to cure a hangover is to create more memories.
Life is a journey, and sometimes that journey includes a killer hangover.
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