Best Jeff Goldblum Jurassic Park Quotes

Life finds a way. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

I’m simply saying that life, uh… finds a way. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

Boy, do I hate being right all the time. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

I’m always on the lookout for the next thing that will kill me. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

Dinosaurs ruled the Earth for millions of years and it only took humans about five minutes to destroy them. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

You have no idea what a traumatic experience is. To have a doctor poke around inside of you, tell you you’re pregnant, and then say you’re not. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

I’m, I’m simply saying that life, uh, finds a way. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

Remind me to thank John for the lovely weekend. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

If I may… Um, I’ll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you’re using here: it didn’t require any discipline to attain it. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

T Rex doesn’t want to be fed, he wants to hunt. – Dr. Alan Grant

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the Earth. – Dr. Ellie Sattler

We’re gonna make a fortune with this place. – John Hammond

Welcome… to Jurassic Park! – John Hammond

We have a T-Rex. – Dr. Alan Grant

Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that’s how it always starts. Then later there’s running and… screaming. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

Don’t you see the danger, John, inherent in what you’re doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet’s ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that’s found his dad’s gun. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

You asked for miracles, Theo, I give you the F.B.I. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

You’re implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will… breed? – Dr. Ian Malcolm

You’re implying that a group composed entirely of female animals will… breed? No, I’m, I’m simply saying that life, uh… finds a way. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

We’ve clocked the T-Rex at 32 miles an hour. – Dr. Alan Grant

God help us, we’re in the hands of engineers. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

You have him sedated? – Dr. Ellie Sattler

You said you’ve got a T-Rex? – Dr. Alan Grant

We’re not going to make it, are we? – Donald Gennaro

Hold onto your butts. – Ray Arnold

Back in high school, I bet you could’ve done that. – Dr. Alan Grant

Now, eventually, you do plan to have dinosaurs on your dinosaur tour, right? – Dr. Ian Malcolm

I can tell instantly. We have a T-Rex. – Dr. Alan Grant

You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything? – Dr. Ian Malcolm

You were married? – Dr. Ellie Sattler

Must go faster. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

That’s chaos theory. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

T-Rex doesn’t want to be fed. He wants to hunt. – Dr. Alan Grant

I hate this hacker crap! – Lex Murphy

I’m not a computer nerd. I prefer to be called a hacker! – Lex Murphy

You just went and made a new dinosaur? Probably not a good idea. – Dr. Alan Grant

We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back. – Dr. Ellie Sattler

All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked. – Dr. Ian Malcolm

I am never eating Chilean sea bass again. – Dr. John Hammond

We’re back in the car again. – Dr. Ellie Sattler

Lex, I could kiss you! – Dr. Alan Grant