Fire. Fire is cool.
Hehe, he said ‘log.’
Yeah, well, uh… shut up!
I am Cornholio! I need tp for my bunghole!
I hope we never score, so we can stay cool like this forever.
Huhuh, we’re like, the coolest people we know.
Cornholio demands more nachos!
Shove it up your nose, butthead.
Uhh, I thought you said you didn’t have any TP, Beavis.
This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before!
Huhuh, he said ‘twicker.’
I can’t believe I wasted my life on this crap.
I need a chick who can like, score us free beer.
Huhuh, cool! We can use this for TP!
I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP!
You’re such a wuss, Beavis.
You know what would be cool? If we invented a TV you can smell through.
You can’t spell ‘butthurt’ without ‘butthead.’
Damn it, Beavis, are you on something again?
Hehehe, the word ‘duty’ sounds like ‘doody.’
Hey Butthead, did you know your face looks like an ass?
We should, like, just skip school and become rock stars.
Huhuh, this sucks more than camping without fire.
Huhuh, he said ‘dongle.’
Butt-head, if I had a dollar for every stupid thing you’ve said, I’d be rich!
Huhuh, I farted. Huhuhuh.
I want nachos, butthead. Nachos rule!
Hey, Butthead, do you ever wonder if there’s like, alternate universes where we’re not dumb?
Best Beavis and Butt-Head Quotes that Will Make You Laugh! part 2
This burger tastes like crap, it must be healthy.
Uhh, Beavis, do you think I have a shot at being the president?
Shut up, Beavis! I’m trying to think dumb thoughts.
Huhuh, you said ‘hard.’
I want nachos, butthead. Nachos rule!
It’s not cool to use big words, Beavis. They hurt my brain.
Do you think people would pay to see us dance? Huhuh.
Huhuh, I bet we could make a lot of money selling used toilet paper.
Whoa, is that a bird? Huhuh, I thought it was a flying taco.
I think I’m allergic to school. Every time I go there, I start drooling.
Huhuh, butts.
Hey Beavis, ever wonder if bugs have parties when we’re not looking?
Hey Butthead, does having a brain hurt your head?
I found a new word today, Butthead. It’s called ‘moron,’ and it means you.
Hey Beavis, why do they call it ‘take a dump’? I mean, why would you want to take it anywhere?
Huhuh, you said ‘hard,’ Beavis.
Uhh, hey Butthead, can I borrow your brain? I think mine’s broken.
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