Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.
In dog beers, I’ve only had one.
In a world full of options, choose beer.
Life is too short to drink cheap beer.
Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin
Beer: my favorite food group.
Beer: because adulting is hard.
Beer is always the answer, but I can’t remember the question.
I work out just to have an excuse to drink more beer.
Beer: the only beverage with its own personality.
I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.
Beer: bringing people together since forever.
Beer: the universal language of friendship.
Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Beer: the best accompaniment to life’s great moments.
Beer: the liquid courage you didn’t know you needed.
Why have a six-pack when you can have a keg?
Beer: the great equalizer – it makes everyone more attractive.
Beer: making good times even better since forever.
Beer: because hanging out with you sober is boring.
Beer: it’s like a hug in a glass.
Beer: the official beverage of the weekend.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Beer: the original social network.
Beer: the magical elixir that turns awkwardness into charm.
Beer: it makes you see double and feel single.
Beer: the secret to a happy life.
Beer: making mediocre conversations interesting since forever.
Beer: a solution for every problem, except the problem of having no beer.
Beer: where there’s a will, there’s a way.
Beer: the perfect accessory for any occasion.
Beer: it’s like a vacation in a bottle.
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.
Beer: the reason I get up every afternoon.
Beer: the holy trinity of ingredients – water, barley, and hops.
Beer: the best idea humanity ever had.
Beer: it’s not just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.
Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a kale smoothie.
Beer: the ultimate liquid courage.
Two beers or not two beers? That is the question.
Beer: the perfect prescription for a bad day.
Beer: fuel for the creative mind.
Beer: the antidote to a stressful world.
Life is better with a cold beer in hand.
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