Beer Quotes

Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.

In dog beers, I’ve only had one.

In a world full of options, choose beer.

Life is too short to drink cheap beer.

Beer: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin

Beer: my favorite food group.

Beer: because adulting is hard.

Beer is always the answer, but I can’t remember the question.

I work out just to have an excuse to drink more beer.

Beer: the only beverage with its own personality.

I’m not an alcoholic, I’m a beer enthusiast.

Beer: bringing people together since forever.

Beer: the universal language of friendship.

Beer: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.

Beer: the best accompaniment to life’s great moments.

Beer: the liquid courage you didn’t know you needed.

Why have a six-pack when you can have a keg?

Beer: the great equalizer – it makes everyone more attractive.

Beer: making good times even better since forever.

Beer: because hanging out with you sober is boring.

Beer: it’s like a hug in a glass.

Beer: the official beverage of the weekend.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Beer: the original social network.

Beer: the magical elixir that turns awkwardness into charm.

Beer: it makes you see double and feel single.

Beer: the secret to a happy life.

Beer: making mediocre conversations interesting since forever.

Beer: a solution for every problem, except the problem of having no beer.

Beer: where there’s a will, there’s a way.

Beer: the perfect accessory for any occasion.

Beer: it’s like a vacation in a bottle.

Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, you’re in the clear.

Beer: the reason I get up every afternoon.

Beer: the holy trinity of ingredients – water, barley, and hops.

Beer: the best idea humanity ever had.

Beer: it’s not just a hobby, it’s a lifestyle.

Beer: because no great story ever started with someone eating a kale smoothie.

Beer: the ultimate liquid courage.

Two beers or not two beers? That is the question.

Beer: the perfect prescription for a bad day.

Beer: fuel for the creative mind.

Beer: the antidote to a stressful world.

Life is better with a cold beer in hand.