Attitude funny minion quotes

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Life is short, nap often.

I don’t have an attitude problem, it’s just my personality.

I’m not ignoring you, I’m just on a coffee break.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just testing gravity.

I speak fluent sarcasm.

I’m not shy, I’m just plotting my introvert escape plan.

I’m not a morning person, I’m a minion person.

I’m not grumpy, I just have a low tolerance for stupidity.

I love my bed, we’re perfect for each other. We never argue, we’re always there for each other, and we have great chemistry.

I’m not indecisive, I just like to explore all my options.

I don’t have time for drama, I’m too busy being fabulous.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for more important things.

If life gives you lemons, throw them back and ask for minions.

I’m not short, I’m minion-sized.

I don’t need an alarm clock, my attitude wakes me up.

I’m not stubborn, I just know what I want and won’t settle for less.

I don’t need a gym membership, my attitude provides all the exercise I need.

I’m not a control freak, I just prefer things to be my way.

I may be small, but my attitude is mighty.

I’m not a morning person, but I’ll make an exception for coffee.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for more important things, like napping.

I don’t have a bad memory, I just have selective recall.

I’m not bossy, I just have strong leadership skills.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just practicing my acrobatics skills.

I’m not a hoarder, I’m just a collector of awesomeness.

I may be small, but my attitude is larger than life.

I’m not afraid of failure, I’m afraid of running out of coffee.

I may be quiet, but my thoughts are loud.

I’m not weird, I’m just a limited edition minion.

I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I’m not negative, I’m just positively hilarious.

I don’t have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to stupidity.

I don’t have a bad attitude, I have a sarcastic and witty one.

I may be messy, but my thoughts are organized chaos.

I’m not a morning person, but I can be bribed with coffee.

I’m not antisocial, I’m just selectively social.

I may be small, but my dreams are big and shiny.

I’m not rude, I just speak my mind.

I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop being stupid.

I’m not a procrastinator, I’m just on minion time.

I may be small, but my attitude is larger than life.

I don’t need a personal assistant, I have my own minion army.

I may be tiny, but my attitude is towering.