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Ash Williams Quotes

Good, bad, I’m the guy with the gun.

Groovy.

Hail to the king, baby.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

Klaatu Barada Nikto.

See this? This… is my boomstick!

I’ll swallow your soul!

Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up!

Come get some.

When I say ‘boom,’ you say ‘stick!’

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning coward.

You know what I always say: Shit happens, basically.

I may be a jerk, but I’m a jerk with a chainsaw hand.

First you wanna kill me, then you wanna kiss me. Blow.

Let’s head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.

Don’t get mad, get even.

You gotta be kidding me. Zombies?

I’m the chosen one. I’m the one who has to stop it.

I’m not staying here to die.

Sure, I could’ve stayed in the past. Could’ve even been king.

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum… and I’m all outta gum.

Hey, if they don’t have high-speed internet, then why are they called idiots?

You know what? I can handle it.

Give me some sugar, baby.

Who’s laughing now?

I’m the boss, I’m the president, I’m the king, I’m the fifth Beatle.

I have seen, and I have seen it all.

They always say the past is dead. History’s dead. It’s not, it lives.

You can’t stop it. It doesn’t stop until one of you is dead.

You see this? This is my boomstick!

I may be good. I may be bad. But I’m definitely not ugly.

I make mistakes. I’m human.

You have no idea how hard it is being a man looking at a woman looking the way you do.

I know I’m losing my mind, but it’s okay. It’s just the beginning.

You don’t understand! I’m not going to live to see tomorrow!

You think you’re in my nightmare? Well, I’m in yours!

I’m not afraid of dying. I’m afraid of living and having nothing to live for.

This is my boomstick, the 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line.

Give me some sugar, baby.

It’s a trick. Get an axe.

I’m not a man, I’m a human being.

We all have a role to play, some are the heroes, others are the villains.

I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe. I’ve seen the dead rise and walk the Earth.

You can beat evil, but you can’t beat death.

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