Annoying Neighbor Quotes

Living next to you is like living in a never-ending nightmare.

I didn’t sign up for listening to your loud parties every weekend.

Could you please close your front door without slamming it?

Your dog barking all night is driving me insane.

I wish you would invest in curtains so I don’t have to witness your awkward dance parties.

Why do you feel the need to mow your lawn at 6 am on a Sunday?

Your constant yelling matches are disturbing the entire neighborhood.

Can you please stop revving your motorcycle engine at midnight?

Do you not own a vacuum? The sound of you dragging your furniture across the floor is driving me nuts.

I’m begging you, stop blasting your music so loud that my windows shake.

Could you please take your trash out without dropping it all down the stairs?

I didn’t realize you were training for the Olympic sprint on our shared hallway.

Are you really vacuuming at 2 am? Please have some consideration for your neighbors.

Do you need a lesson on how to close a car door without slamming it?

I never thought the sound of someone chewing gum could be so infuriating.

I hope you finally buy some headphones so I don’t have to hear your TV shows through the wall.

Are you auditioning to be a professional door knocker? You seem to be practicing all day long.

Could you please stop leaving bags of trash in the hallway? It’s attracting pests.

Annoying Neighbor Quotes part 2

I didn’t realize you were starting a construction company in your apartment.

I think it’s time you invest in some curtains. The entire neighborhood can see into your bedroom.

Your car alarm going off every night is going to be the end of me.

I didn’t realize your favorite hobby was having loud phone conversations with your doors wide open.

Please stop playing the drums in the middle of the night. Not everyone shares your musical talent appreciation.

Do you have to practice your karaoke routine on full volume?

Is it too much to ask for you to take your shoes off before stomping up the stairs?

I’m pretty sure your stereo system is on the verge of causing earthquakes.

You must have mistaken our building for a 24/7 bowling alley with the amount of noise you make.

Have you ever considered that your singing voice might not be as amazing as you think?

I’m starting to believe you believe that there’s an Olympic event for slamming doors.

You may want to tone down the excitement during football games. Some people are trying to sleep.

Are you training for a marathon in our shared backyard? The constant running is impressive.

Please stop honking your car horn every time you leave the building. Your Uber is not that exciting.

You must have misunderstood. We’re neighbors, not life coaches. Please stop shouting advice.

I’m beginning to suspect that you think our shared laundry room is your personal concert venue.

I hope your alarm clock appreciates all the effort you put into waking up the entire neighborhood every morning.

It’s amazing that you can have such passionate debates with your loudspeaker every evening.

Did you know that parking within the lines is a new trend? You should try it sometime.

I’m starting to think that your enthusiasm for grocery shopping is excessive. Not everyone needs to hear about your great deals.

I hope it’s a medical condition because I can’t fathom anyone voluntarily snoring that loud.

Do you have a diploma for the amount of noise you can create while cooking?

If stacking furniture is the new workout trend, you’re about to become a fitness guru.

I hope your enthusiasm for recycling is matched by your enthusiasm for not dropping bottles down the chute.

You really know how to make an entrance with the amount of noise you create coming home at 3 am.

I never thought that someone could be so committed to practicing their tap dancing skills on our ceiling every night.

I’m glad I live next to someone who is so talented at using power tools at 2 am.