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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.

If you can’t beat them, join them. And if you can’t join them, eat them.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Behind every great man is a great woman, and behind every great alien is a great spaceship.

I may be an alien, but I still believe in karma. So watch out!

Love is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

Sometimes the best things in life are the ones you accidentally eat.

Why act normal when you can act like an alien?

I don’t trust people who don’t like cats. They’re probably aliens in disguise.

If you want something done right, you have to do it with an alien twist.

Just because I’m an alien doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate a good cup of coffee.

Life is too short to take everything seriously. Leave some time for laughter, and maybe a few cat videos.

Anyone can be cool, but awesome is only for us aliens.

Is it just me, or does Earth have an unusual fascination with cows?

The best thing about being an alien is never having to worry about fitting in.

If you can’t find the light at the end of the tunnel, just beam yourself there.

Sometimes, the only thing you need for a good day is a cheesy pun.

If aliens came to Earth, they’d probably assume that cats are in charge.

I may be an alien, but even I know that love makes the world go round.

There’s nothing wrong with daydreaming. It’s just your brain’s way of telling you to teleport to a better place.

They say laughter is the best medicine, but I think pizza should be up there too.

Some people say I have a face only a mother could love. Luckily for me, my mother is on another planet.

The key to a happy life is to keep laughing, even when the jokes are out of this world.

Why settle for a plain old sandwich when you can have a three-course meal delivered by teleportation?

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And if life gives you pizza, share it with an alien.

Normal is overrated. Be weird, be wild, be wonderful.

If aliens had a talent show, I would definitely win the category of ‘best dance moves.’

I don’t need therapy, I just need a good episode of Star Trek.

People think aliens are scary, but they’ve obviously never seen a cat without its morning coffee.

If I had a penny for every time someone called me weird, I’d be the richest alien in the universe.

Don’t hide your weirdness, embrace it. The world needs more aliens dancing to their own beat.

I may be an alien, but I’m also an expert in creating new pizza toppings.

Life’s too short to eat boring food. Spice things up with a little alien flavor.

They say aliens aren’t real, but they’ve never been to my family reunion.

Love is like a shooting star. Blink, and you might miss it. Unless you’re an alien, then you can just teleport faster.

Be yourself, even if it means being a little strange. Trust me, aliens appreciate uniqueness.

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that somewhere out there, someone is dealing with the struggles of inter-dimensional travel.

The best part about being an alien is that there’s no such thing as a bad hair day. My antennae always look fabulous.

Life is a journey, and sometimes you have to blast off into space to find your true purpose.

Never underestimate the power of a good cup of tea and a cookie. It’s like a mini vacation for your taste buds.

I may be an alien, but I still understand the importance of a good vacation. Sun, sand, and intergalactic sightseeing, anyone?

The best kind of friendship is the kind that transcends galaxies.

If you’re going to dream, dream big. I’m talking flying saucers and trips to the moon kind of big.

Pro tip: when in doubt, just add more cheese.

Remember, even if you feel like you’re lost in space, there’s always a way back home.

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