Zombieland Quotes

The first rule of Zombieland – cardio.

In Zombieland, it’s not just about surviving, it’s about living.

Zombies may be undead, but they still make for a killer workout.

Rule number two in Zombieland – the double tap.

I’m not afraid of zombies, I’m afraid of running out of Twinkies.

Zombies don’t have the best table manners, so watch your back in Zombieland.

When in doubt, it’s always smart to have a zombie-killing partner in Zombieland.

Don’t be a hero in Zombieland, just be the survivor who always has a plan.

Zombieland taught me that it’s important to enjoy the little things, like Twinkies.

I’ve got a zombie radar in Zombieland – they can’t sneak up on me.

The best way to survive in Zombieland is to stay on the move.

Zombies have no sense of humor, but in Zombieland, laughter is the best defense.

When it comes to zombies in Zombieland, always aim for the head.

You can try to outrun zombies, but in Zombieland, they’re always there, lurking around the corner.

Zombies are no match for someone who’s prepared and always carries a loaded weapon.

Living in Zombieland has taught me that family is the one thing worth fighting for.

Zombies may be slow, but in Zombieland, they’re relentless. Always be on guard.

In Zombieland, survival is all about staying one step ahead of the undead.

Zombieland taught me to be resourceful, whether it’s with weapons or finding a safe place to hide.

Zombieland Quotes part 2

Zombies in Zombieland are like mosquitoes – annoying, but deadly.

Sometimes, the scariest thing in Zombieland isn’t the zombies, it’s other survivors.

Zombies don’t discriminate – they’ll eat anyone in Zombieland, so be prepared to run.

Zombieland has shown me that even in the apocalypse, there are still small moments of joy.

The best way to survive in Zombieland is to embrace your inner survivor and keep on fighting.

In Zombieland, trust is a rare commodity. But when you find someone you can trust, hold onto them.

Zombies in Zombieland may be slow, but they’re persistent. Never let your guard down.

In Zombieland, it’s not just about survival, it’s about finding a reason to keep going.

Zombieland has taught me that even in the face of death, there’s always room for hope.

The key to staying alive in Zombieland is to adapt and evolve.

Zombies in Zombieland may be mindless, but they’re still cunning. Don’t underestimate them.

Every day in Zombieland is a fight for survival, but it’s also a chance to prove yourself.

In Zombieland, the only thing scarier than the zombies is the realization that you can become one of them.

Zombieland has shown me that courage is not the absence of fear, but the ability to face it head-on.

Zombies in Zombieland may be relentless, but so am I. I won’t go down without a fight.

Sometimes, the best way to survive in Zombieland is to blend in and become one with the undead.

In Zombieland, it’s not just about the destination, it’s about the journey and the people you meet along the way.

Zombies in Zombieland are like a force of nature – they can’t be stopped, only avoided.

In Zombieland, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know who might turn on you.

Zombieland has taught me that it’s not the size of the weapon that matters, but how you use it.

Zombies in Zombieland are like a plague – they spread quickly, infecting everything in their path.

In Zombieland, there’s no such thing as too much ammo. You never know when you’ll need it.

Zombies in Zombieland may be slow, but they’re relentless. Never let your guard down.

In Zombieland, it’s not just about surviving – it’s about finding a purpose and making every moment count.

Zombies in Zombieland may be mindless, but they still have a taste for human flesh. Stay alert.

In Zombieland, there’s no room for fear. It’s all about survival and keeping a clear head.