- There’s a snake in my boot!
- Yee-haw, partner!
- Reach for the sky!
- You’re my favorite deputy.
- Howdy, folks!
- To infinity and beyond!
- Cowboy up!
- Somebody’s poisoned the waterhole!
- Benevolent dictator for life.
- You’ve got a friend in me.
- Giddyup, partner!
- Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
- Andy’s coming! Everybody, back to your places!
- Sheriff Woody, at your service.
- This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.
- I’m not a toy!
- One thing about being a cowboy, it’s never over.
- You’re my Woody, honey.
- Draw, partner!
- The important thing is that we stick together.
- I’m a married spud, I’m a married spud.
- I’ve got a snake in my boot!
- Well, ain’t you just the sweetest little toy.
- Somebody’s gotta break the ice, and it might as well be me.
- I’d like to join your posse, boys, but first I’m gonna sing a little song.
- You’re my favorite deputy, Woody.
- Don’t you get it? You see the hat? I am Mrs. Nesbit!
- I can’t stop Andy from growing up. But I wouldn’t miss it for the world.
- The word I’m searching for, I can’t say because there’s preschool toys present.
- You’re mocking me, aren’t you?
- Looks like we’re gonna have to ride this one out.
- It’s not a laser, it’s a little light bulb that blinks.
- Okay, cowboy, let’s ride!
- What do you say I get somebody else to watch the sheep tonight?
- This isn’t flying, it’s falling with style!
- I don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school.
- I’m Woody, howdy, howdy, howdy.
- I’m a lost toy!
- You’re not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
- I’ve set my laser from stun to kill.
- Buzz, we missed the truck!
- You know, I’ve always wanted a great big bear hug!
- The hat looked good, tell me the hat looked good. The apron was a bit much.
- There’s a couple of hundred people in here, and they all want your autograph.
- It’s not like I’m Buzz Lightyear, you know.
- He’s not a space toy, he’s a cowboy!
- There’s a snake in my boot! And a bullseye on my back!
- What do you say I get somebody else to watch the sheep tonight?
- This town ain’t big enough for the two of us.
- Yee-haw! We’re ridin’ to victory!
- It’s all for one and one for all, Toy Story forever!
- Cowboys don’t give up, they regroup.
- You can’t make me dance, you’re not my dad.
- Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
- There’s a snake in my boot!
- You’re my favorite deputy!
- Reach for the sky!
- Yee-haw!
- You’ve got a friend in me.
- The word I’m searching for, I can’t say because there’s preschool toys present.
- I’d like to join your posse, boys, but first I’m gonna sing a little song.
- This town ain’t big enough for the two of us!
- Looks like the tides have turned, partner.
- I’m a lost toy!
- I don’t have a choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
- We’re not aiming for the truck!
- You know, I think this boy’s cheese has done slid off his cracker.
- The important thing is that we stick together!
- I don’t believe that man’s ever been to medical school.
- Somebody’s poisoned the water hole!
- You’re not a collector’s item, you’re a child’s plaything!
- To infinity, and beyond!
- I’m not a toy, I’m an action figure!
- I’m not chicken, you’re a turkey!
- I knew there was something I didn’t like about that chicken.
- I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode!
- You can’t fly, Buzz! You’re a toy!
- Well, excuuuuse me, Mr. Light Beer.
- This is what it’s all about, folks – the glory, the pageantry, the starchy tubers.
- You’re my wingman, Woody!
- No one appreciates wardrobe humor.
- What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don’t think I can take that kind of rejection.
- I’d like to see you try and make me, Sheriff.
- I think the term you’re searching for is ‘Space Ranger.’
- I’d like to make a toast – to my family.
- I’m not sure I’m ready for that kind of responsibility.
- That’s not flying, that’s falling with style!
- I can’t stop Andy from growing up, but I wouldn’t miss it for the world.
- You are a toy! You’re not the real Buzz Lightyear, you’re–you’re an action figure! You are a child’s plaything!
- Where’s your kid now, Sheriff?
- The claw!
- Now Woody, he’s been my pal for as long as I can remember.
- Who would have thought that Rusty old shell would save our lives?
- So long, partner.
- I don’t like confrontations!
- I don’t know, but it’s been a pleasure meeting you.
- Buzz, hey, Buzz! Are you okay?
- I can’t believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday.
- Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody!
- I’m a nervous wreck! I can’t sleep, I can’t eat, I’ve been wearing the same raincoat for three weeks.

Woody Sayings


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