Witty Wisdom – The Best Garfield Quotes That Make You Laugh

I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Diet: The harshest word I’ve ever heard.

Mondays are a reminder that I don’t want to leave my bed.

Lasagna is my love language.

I dread the day when I run out of naps.

Coffee: because adulting is hard.

Pasta is just the answer to everything.

I would exercise, but it makes me spill my pizza.

Why lift weights when I can lift a fork?

Being grumpy is my cardio.

Who needs a six-pack? I prefer a whole pizza.

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

Every day is a lazy day in my book.

Happiness is a warm slice of lasagna.

I’m on the see-food diet: I see food, and I eat it.

I wake up well-rested-until I realize it’s not Saturday.

Why chase after life when I can nap through it?

I don’t need a gym; I have a couch.

Sometimes, I just want to be a cat and ignore the world.

If only I could hibernate through the week.

Procrastination is my superpower.

Is there such a thing as a pizza diet?

I’m in a committed relationship with my bed.

Motivation is overrated; I prefer relaxation.

A balanced diet is holding a donut in each hand.

Every meal is a feast when you’re a Garfield.

When in doubt, choose lasagna.

I have a Ph.D. in napping.

Some days, you’d think I’m part-time cat, full-time food critic.

I don’t always make sense, but when I do, it’s usually about food.

I’d rather be eating than exercising-always.

Dream big, nap often.

Why be a morning person when you can be a night owl?

Cheeseburgers: nature’s perfect creation.

Resting is an art form, and I’m a master.

I prefer my problems with extra cheese.

A day without lasagna is like a day without sunshine.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch: I call it lunch.

Being fabulous is hard work-I need a snack break.

Let’s be honest: I’m just here for the food.

Life’s too short-eat the dessert first.

I’m in training: for my next snack.

My spirit animal is a lazy cat.

Chocolate: my favorite kind of motivation.

Sleeping late is my kind of ambition.

Forget love-I’d rather fall in pizza.

I’m not just a cat; I’m a lifestyle choice.

Somewhere, a pizza is waiting for me.

The best things in life are cheesy.

I’d love to stay and chat, but I have lasagna waiting for me.