I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.
Diet: The harshest word I’ve ever heard.
Mondays are a reminder that I don’t want to leave my bed.
Lasagna is my love language.
I dread the day when I run out of naps.
Coffee: because adulting is hard.
Pasta is just the answer to everything.
I would exercise, but it makes me spill my pizza.
Why lift weights when I can lift a fork?
Being grumpy is my cardio.
Who needs a six-pack? I prefer a whole pizza.
Im not arguing, Im just explaining why Im right.
Every day is a lazy day in my book.
Happiness is a warm slice of lasagna.
I’m on the see-food diet: I see food, and I eat it.
I wake up well-rested-until I realize its not Saturday.
Why chase after life when I can nap through it?
I don’t need a gym; I have a couch.
Sometimes, I just want to be a cat and ignore the world.
If only I could hibernate through the week.
Procrastination is my superpower.
Is there such a thing as a pizza diet?
Im in a committed relationship with my bed.
Motivation is overrated; I prefer relaxation.
A balanced diet is holding a donut in each hand.
Every meal is a feast when youre a Garfield.
When in doubt, choose lasagna.
I have a Ph.D. in napping.
Some days, you’d think I’m part-time cat, full-time food critic.
Witty Wisdom – The Best Garfield Quotes That Make You Laugh part 2
I dont always make sense, but when I do, it’s usually about food.
Id rather be eating than exercising-always.
Dream big, nap often.
Why be a morning person when you can be a night owl?
Cheeseburgers: nature’s perfect creation.
Resting is an art form, and Im a master.
I prefer my problems with extra cheese.
A day without lasagna is like a day without sunshine.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch: I call it lunch.
Being fabulous is hard work-I need a snack break.
Lets be honest: Im just here for the food.
Life’s too short-eat the dessert first.
Im in training: for my next snack.
My spirit animal is a lazy cat.
Chocolate: my favorite kind of motivation.
Sleeping late is my kind of ambition.
Forget love-I’d rather fall in pizza.
I’m not just a cat; I’m a lifestyle choice.
Somewhere, a pizza is waiting for me.
The best things in life are cheesy.
Id love to stay and chat, but I have lasagna waiting for me.
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