Wine Tumbler Sayings

1. Sip happens
2. Time to wine down
3. Wine a little, laugh a lot
4. Wine not?
5. Life is too short to drink bad wine
6. Wine a little, it’ll make you feel better
7. Wine not join me?
8. This might be wine
9. Wine a bit, you’ll feel better
10. Save water, drink wine
11. All I need is a little bit of wine and a whole lot of Jesus
12. Wine me up, baby
13. You had me at Merlot
14. Wine improves with age, I improve with wine
15. Let’s get corked
16. I like my wine like I like my men, rich and full-bodied
17. A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away
18. Wine is always the answer
19. Life is short, drink the good wine first
20. It’s wine o’clock somewhere
21. I’m aging like a fine wine
22. Keep calm and drink wine
23. Wine flies when you’re having fun
24. Wine a little, craft a lot
25. This wine is making me awesome
26. Wine is my spirit animal
27. I can wine all I want, I’m still fabulous
28. Wine not treat yourself?
29. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing
30. Sip, sip, hooray!
31. Wine a little, sparkle a lot
32. Wine not have a good time?
33. Wine is cheaper than therapy
34. Don’t cry over spilled wine
35. Wine improves with friends
36. Keep your friends close and your wine closer
37. Wine not unwind?
38. A bottle of wine a day keeps the doctor away
39. You can’t sip with us
40. Life is too short to drink bad wine
41. Wine not live a little?
42. Wine a little, work a little, play a lot
43. Wine is the answer, what was the question?
44. All you need is love and a glass of wine
45. Wine a little, enjoy life a lot
46. Wine not indulge a little?
47. Wine not relax and unwind?
48. Sip, Sip, Hooray!
49. Wine not?
50. You had me at Merlot.
51. This wine is making me awesome.
52. Sip happens.
53. Save water, drink wine.
54. I have a drinking problem… I spill it.
55. My therapist says I need more wine.
56. Good wine, good friends, good times.
57. Wine a little, laugh a lot.
58. Wine a little, it’ll be fine.
59. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
60. This might be wine.
61. I love the sound of wine pouring into my glass.
62. It’s always wine o’clock.
63. A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine.
64. Let’s wine about it.
65. Rosé all day.
66. Keep calm and drink wine.
67. In wine we trust.
68. Wine not join me?
69. Life is too short to drink bad wine.
70. Everything happens for a Riesling.
71. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s pretty much the same thing.
72. Wine a little, you’ll feel better.
73. This wine pairs well with a crazy family.
74. Wine a little, dance a lot.
75. All you need is love and a good glass of wine.
76. Wine a little, you’ll sleep better.
77. Sip, sip, hooray, it’s wine o’clock.
78. I love my wine like I love my people – bold, complex, and full of character.
79. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine and that’s kind of the same thing.
80. This wine is making me awesome.
81. A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away.
82. I’m not slurring my words. I’m speaking in cursive.
83. Wine not enjoy life?
84. Wine improves with age. I improve with wine.
85. I like my wines like I like my emojis – happy and full of character.
86. Don’t be afraid to put some wine in your step.
87. Wine a little, laugh a lot.
88. Wine not?
89. Sip happens
90. Life is too short for bad wine
91. Wine a little, laugh a lot
92. This might be wine
93. Time to wine down
94. I have a drinking problem…I spilled my wine
95. Save water, drink wine
96. You had me at Merlot
97. I can wine all I want, I’m retired
98. Wine flies when you’re having fun
99. Everything happens for a Riesling
100. Let’s wine about it

Wine Tumbler Sayings part 2