We’re all going to laugh at gilded butterflies.
The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
I’m not saying I invented the turtleneck, but I was the first person to realize its potential as a tactical garment.
I don’t know whether I’m an actor or a man singing in his car.
I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV, and I’ll see you now.
Some people can’t handle success. I can handle success. I can handle anything.
I’m kind of like the Michael Jordan of pretending to play basketball.
When I go to a party, nobody says hello, so I’m always like, ‘Oh, there you are’ to the cheese platter.
I’m not really concerned with being the best actor in the world. I’m concerned with doing good work.
My parents used to throw great New Year’s Eve parties. They invited everyone they knew and a lot of people they didn’t like.
I lost my virginity in the back of a Volkswagen Beetle. Yeah, it was fun… until my mom found out.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
I’m not a comedian. I’m an idiot.
Why don’t you shut up and go suck on a lemon?
If I can make one person laugh, that’s a good day.
Make them laugh. Make them think. Make them feel.
I’m making a sequel to the notebook. It’s about two best friends whose memory starts to go. It’s called ‘The Post-It.’
Will Ferrell Quotes part 2
I’m a big fan of video games. I’ve been playing them since I was a kid, and I still enjoy it. It’s a great way to relax and have fun.
I’ve never done a movie with explosions before, and I don’t want to miss out on that. So I’ll have to do some more action movies.
I’m like a chameleon. I blend in. I disappear.
I’m not the kind of person who likes to sit around and do nothing. I like to be active and stay busy.
You can’t be afraid to fail. It’s the only way you succeed. You’re not gonna succeed all the time and I know that.
Laughter is the best medicine. Except for porno and cocaine, those are pretty good too.
I’m not an athlete, but I can make a mean protein shake.
Some people say I have a drinking problem. I say I have a drinking solution.
Don’t worry, be crappy.
I’m not a role model. I’m a comedy icon.
You can’t just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
I’m not a smart man, but I know what funny is.
I may not be the best actor in the world, but I’m pretty damn good at pretending to be one.
I don’t need to be the next big thing. I just want to make people smile.
I never wanted to be a comedian. I wanted to be a soccer player. But I guess God had other plans for me.
I don’t believe in perfection. I believe in entertaining people and making them laugh.
I’m not afraid to make a fool of myself. In fact, I excel at it.
I don’t have an ego. I have a sense of humor.
I’m a big believer in fate. I think everything happens for a reason.
You can’t please everyone, so you might as well please yourself.
I’m not a comedian, I’m a performance artist. I create characters and tell stories.
Don’t let the fear of failure hold you back. Embrace it and use it as motivation to succeed.
I’m not interested in being remembered as the greatest actor of all time. I just want to be remembered as someone who made people laugh.
The key to a happy life is to surround yourself with people who make you laugh.
I don’t have a favorite role. They’re all my babies and I love them equally.
I’m not interested in following trends. I’m interested in creating them.
I don’t take myself too seriously. Life is too short to be serious all the time.
I don’t strive for perfection. I strive for authenticity.
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