Wednesday: the day when coffee becomes the most important work tool.
I need six cups of coffee just to say ‘Good morning’ on a Wednesday.
If Wednesday had a face, it would definitely be a ‘not amused’ face.
On Wednesdays, we wear coffee.
Wednesday: the day when my brain takes the scenic route to work.
The only thing getting me through this Wednesday is the promise of Friday.
Wednesday: halfway through the week and I already need a vacation.
If life is a rollercoaster, Wednesday is the loop-de-loop.
Wednesday: the day when my to-do list laughs at me.
Wednesdays are like a reverse Duracell battery: they suck all my energy.
The only thing scarier than Monday is realizing it’s already Wednesday.
Wednesday: the day when I understand why some animals hibernate.
On Wednesdays, I wish I could file a grievance with the workweek union.
Wednesday: the day when my car keys magically disappear.
Wednesdays are my weekly reminder that I need a better job.
If Wednesday had a soundtrack, it would be a mix of dramatic violin music and frantic keyboard typing.
Wednesday: the day I question all my life choices that led me to this moment.
On Wednesdays, I’m just a walking, talking caffeine machine.
Wednesday: the day when the clock slows down just to mess with us.
Wednesdays are like that one friend who always cancels plans last minute.
Wednesday Funny Work Quotes part 2
If Wednesday was a person, it would be the grumpy neighbor who complains about everything.
On Wednesdays, even my coffee needs coffee.
Wednesday: like a really long road trip, but without the fun part.
Waking up on a Wednesday feels like being hit by a truck carrying all my undone tasks.
If Monday was a zombie apocalypse, Wednesday would be the moment when we’re surrounded and outnumbered.
Wednesday: the day when I question why sleeping under my desk isn’t socially acceptable.
On Wednesdays, my coffee addiction feels perfectly justified.
Wednesday: the day when I dream of quitting my job and becoming a professional nap taker.
I think Wednesdays were invented just to test our sanity.
On Wednesdays, my coffee intake reaches Olympic levels.
Wednesday: the day when I contemplate whether I should become a professional hide-and-seeker.
If life was a marathon, Wednesday would be that point where I start questioning my decision to participate.
On Wednesdays, it feels like the universe pressed the ‘fast forward’ button.
Wednesday: like a poorly edited movie with too many plot twists.
If Wednesday was a food, it would be a stale sandwich with a side of disappointment.
On Wednesdays, I guess I’m technically a functioning adult. Emphasis on ‘technically’.
Wednesday: the day when I channel my inner sloth and move at the speed of a snail.
If Wednesdays had a mascot, it would be a grumpy cat dressed in professional attire.
On Wednesdays, my car develops a mysterious flat tire as soon as I leave my driveway.
Wednesday: the day when my brain goes on strike and refuses to process any information.
I’m convinced that Wednesdays were created by someone who really hated the concept of weekends.
On Wednesdays, my motivation goes on vacation to a tropical island and forgets to invite me.
Wednesday: like a bad hair day, but for my entire life.
If Wednesday was a superhero, it would have the power to drain all my energy in a single glance.
On Wednesdays, I pray for a miracle… or at least a really good meme to distract me from work.
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