Unforgettable Vine Quotes That Will Make You Laugh and Reflect

I’m in me mum’s car, vroom vroom!

What the hell was that?!

I don’t need it! I don’t need it! I don’t need it! I don’t need it!

I could’ve dropped my croissant!

This is not a drill!

Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!

It’s an avocado, thanks!

Hi, welcome to Chili’s!

I’m gonna commit a crime!

It’s summer, I got my hat on backwards and it’s time to fucking party!

You better stop or I’m gonna slap you!

I ain’t gonna do it!

Why are you running?

What’s 9 + 10? Twenty-one!

I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!

Y’all ever seen a cat jump like this?

Is that a weed?

I said certified freak, seven days a week!

I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare!

I love you, Kevin!

Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called… Free Shavocadoo!

Look at all those chickens!

The floor is lava!

I’m gonna swing from the chandelier!

You’re not my dad!

I’m gonna pick up that soda!

This was a triumph!

We all die either kill yourself or get killed.

Do it for the Vine!

I’m just saying, I’m just saying!

What are those?!

So, I am Confusion.

You are my dad. You’re my dad! Boogie, boogie, boogie!

I’m sorry, I’m not sorry.

When there’s too much drama at school, all you gotta do is pop some popcorn.

You ever looked at someone and wondered what is going on inside their head?

I’m not a snack, I’m a meal!

It’s time to play the music, it’s time to light the lights!

I just wanted to get a snack!

Guess what? I’m in a world full of people who just don’t care.

Hey, I’m just vibin’!

Can I get a ho yeah?

Not today, Satan!

It’s not a phase, mom!

Sometimes I’ll just be laying in bed and I’ll just think to myself.

Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things.

I’m not a morning person!

What if I told you I’m actually a really good dancer?

I got a feeling we’ll be friends forever!

Can we talk about the fact that I’m on Vine?