Tropic Thunder Quotes

I’m the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude. – Kirk Lazarus

I don’t read the script, the script reads me. – Kirk Lazarus

Everybody knows you never go full retard. – Kirk Lazarus

I’m a lead farmer, motherf***er! – Kirk Lazarus

I’m the king of the world! Well, the king of the studio anyway. – Les Grossman

Who left the fridge open? Who? Who? – Kirk Lazarus

I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude! – Kirk Lazarus

Rub a little hot stank on it! – Alpa Chino

You can’t just bust in here and go Hattori Hanzo on everything. – Kirk Lazarus

I’m gonna make you a weiner, you pan-faced bitch! – Les Grossman

Survive!… How the f*** do you survive? – Alpa Chino

You never go ass to mouth! – Jeff Portnoy

I’m a lead farmer, motherf***er! – Kirk Lazarus

I’m just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude! – Kirk Lazarus

I’m the one who’s gonna be walking out of here… carrying your head in a duffel bag! – Tugg Speedman

I’m like a hurricane, ready to blow! – Jeff Portnoy

I’m a lead farmer, motherf***er! – Kirk Lazarus

I told you not to touch my Percocet! – Jeff Portnoy

When in doubt, blow shit up! – Tugg Speedman

Stepping on my toes is one thing, but spilling the secret sauce is another. – Kirk Lazarus

Tropic Thunder Quotes part 2

I go zero to a hundred in every scene. – Jeff Portnoy

What do you mean, ‘You people’? – Kirk Lazarus

I’m just a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude! – Kirk Lazarus

The dude is a one-man rocket ship to the top! – Les Grossman

Hey, I don’t let anyone touch my girl’s boom-boom! – Jeff Portnoy

Do you people want a war? Because that’s how you get a war! – Kirk Lazarus

Sometimes, you just gotta let the thunder out. – Tugg Speedman

A nutless monkey can do your job. – Les Grossman

There’s no privacy in this business. I mean, look at the Kardashians, they’re practically living in our colons. – Kirk Lazarus

Suck my unit! – Tugg Speedman

You don’t have what they call ‘the range’. – Kirk Lazarus

I play the whole Milky Way. – Kirk Lazarus

I’m not a loser. I’m a winner. I’m a lion, not under a rock but roaring in the jungle. – Tugg Speedman

I ain’t got time to bleed. – Tugg Speedman

I’m the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude! – Kirk Lazarus

I’m just a little butterfly, lost in the jungle. – Kirk Lazarus

You muddaf***a! – Alpa Chino

I’m the dude, playing the dude, disguised as another dude. – Kirk Lazarus

I don’t read the script, the script reads me. – Kirk Lazarus

Everybody knows you never go full retard. – Kirk Lazarus

I’m a lead farmer, motherf***er! – Kirk Lazarus

I’m the king of the world! Well, the king of the studio anyway. – Les Grossman

Who left the fridge open? Who? Who? – Kirk Lazarus

I’m a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude! – Kirk Lazarus

Rub a little hot stank on it! – Alpa Chino