Just remember, boys, there’s a shitstorm brewing.
I’m mowing the air, Rand, helping it grow.
I am the liquor!
Ricky, you can’t just ‘quit’ situations, it doesn’t work like that.
I’m not a pessimist, I’m an optometrist.
Life is about risks, Ricky, and I took a risk and it ended up being the best decision I ever made.
I am the way, the truth, and the life. You guys aren’t getting your stories straight.
You can’t go blaming everyone else for your mistakes. You’re the one who’s always there when they happen.
Randy, I am the liquor. You know that. Look at me.
It’s not rocket appliances, boys.
Julian, you’re the smartest guy I know, but sometimes you can be a real fucking idiot.
Lahey, you can drink until the cows come home, but they ain’t coming home until you get off the goddamn shed.
If I can’t smoke and swear, I’m fucked.
Randy, I am the liquor, and tonight I get drunk as fuck.
I’ve done a lot of fucked up shit, but this is the first time I’ve ever been part of a cover-up.
Boys, if anybody asks, tell them we’re at a funeral or some shit.
I’m like a tornado, Julian, I just come in and cause chaos.
Just a couple of greasy cavemen banging rocks together.
Randy, get off the fucking shed!
You gotta look at any situation as an opportunity. And this situation, boys, is a fucking gold mine.
Trailer Park Boys Quotes – The Hilarious Wisdom of Sunnyvale! part 2
If someone tries to fuck with us, we just gotta fuck ’em back harder.
I haven’t had anything yet, so how can I have some more of nothing?
Sometimes you gotta run before you can walk, boys.
The only difference between me and a superhero is the cape and the ability to fly.
Ricky, you’re out of your mind, but sometimes I feel like you’re the only sane person in this park.
It’s time for the liquor train to leave the station, boys.
You can’t change the world, but you can change yourself.
Ricky, sometimes I think you’re the smartest dumb person I know.
I’m not just a man, I’m a testament to the human spirit.
Just because you don’t understand something doesn’t mean it’s wrong.
Boys, the key to happiness is low expectations.
I may not always be right, but I’m never wrong.
The meaning of life is getting fucked up.
If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again. And if you still don’t succeed, then fuck it.
There’s no such thing as too much liquor in the world.
Don’t underestimate the power of stupidity in large groups.
Randy, I think we’re going to need a bigger shed.
Life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat.
You can’t always trust your gut. Sometimes your gut is full of shit.
Ricky, you’re the kind of person who can fuck up a one-car parade.
I refuse to believe that I’m the only person on Earth that wants to get drunk under a bridge and fuck like a walrus.
Boys, don’t let anyone’s ignorance, hate, or negativity stop you from being the best version of yourself.
If there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you can’t fake hot dogs.
Ricky, you’ve got the brains of a potato, but the heart of a lion.
In a world full of assholes, Julian, you’re a smooth talker.
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