Top It Crowd Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I’m disabled, love! I’m not blind!

I came here to drink milk and kick ass. And I’ve just finished my milk.

I’m not disabled, I’m differently abled.

I’m sorry, are you from the past?

Let’s just say, if complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he’d be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting ‘All gods are bastards!’

Nothing like a good frontal lobotomy for maximum productivity.

I’m a 32-year-old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Lonely Hearts thing!

I know that ringing! That’s the ringing you get when you’ve been so busy looking at mobiles, you realize that you’ve forgotten to pick one up!

Don’t touch the nipples!

Defeat, that’s what the defeated are – yet another accumulation of the failure we ourselves have brought into the world.

If you type ‘Google’ into Google, you can break the Internet.

I like being weird. Weird is all I’ve got. That and my sweet style.

I’ll just put this over here with the rest of the fire.

I don’t believe in the moon; I think it’s just the back of the sun.

I’m as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner!

I love these calm little moments before the storm.

I’m not a woman, I’m a man with a female penis.

Top It Crowd Quotes That Will Make You Laugh part 2

The Elders of the Internet know who I am?

I think we’ve run out of time.

I’m not trying to make your life any more difficult. But I’m happy to if you want.

I don’t know why I answer the phone. It’s always for you.

I need to get my crap out of storage, but the door’s in my flat.

I’ve tried turning it off and on again, and it didn’t work!

I just don’t like the fact that he’s trying to take over the authorship of the exchange.

He records everything, including the slightly unfortunate ethnic slurs that you accidentally come out with after you’ve had three pints and you’re talking to your Malaysian lab assistant.

Have you heard of the Internet?

Whenever I’m with a woman, I have this really weird accent. It’s half-Italian, half-foreign.

I came here for a good argument. You just contradicted me!

If I wanted to see a man expose himself, I’d just go to a naturists’ colony.

I don’t want to sound like I’m better than everyone else, but I am. So I’ll educate you, the masses.

I don’t want to be perceived as a woman. I’m not a woman. I’m a man. Who’s capable of getting pregnant.

You don’t go to Manchester and say, ‘I’ve got a degree, where’s my money?

Have you tried turning it off and on again? No, wait, I’ll do it.

I’m a 32-year-old IT-man who works in a basement. Yes, I do the whole Geek chic thing!

It’s ones and zeros and we put them in the right order. My six-year-old could do it.

Ok, power, heat, lights, locks, sanitation, weapons, and zombies… yes, I’m definitely a hacker!

People, what a bunch of bastards.

The Elders of the Internet, the time has come for you to reveal yourselves!

If you type ‘Google’ into Google, you can break the Internet… so please, no one try it, even for a joke.

I’m not really a father figure. I’m more of a Shepherd.

To love is to share your misery with another.

I’ll have you know that I self-identify as a geek.

Moss, just because the man works for “Cable & Wireless” doesn’t mean he’s full-time ‘Cable’ and part-time ‘Wireless’.

If I wanted to feel your presence I’d jingle my bells.