Top Friends TV Show Quotes

We were on a break! – Ross Geller

I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing

It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo. – Joey Tribbiani

I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing

Oh. My. God. – Janice Hosenstein

How you doin’? – Joey Tribbiani

You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do? – Joey Tribbiani

He’s her lobster! – Phoebe Buffay

I’m breezy. – Rachel Green

I’m dating Monica! In my dreams, I’m dating Monica. – Joey Tribbiani

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it! – Monica Geller

You’re over me? When were you… under me? – Chandler Bing

It’s like all my life everyone’s always told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’ Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse or a hat? – Rachel Green

If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you! – Phoebe Buffay

I will go down with this ship! – Phoebe Buffay

I’m not a fan of marriage. I think marriage takes the passion out of relationships. – Joey Tribbiani

I’m Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? – Chandler Bing

Top Friends TV Show Quotes part 2

It’s not that common, it doesn’t happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! – Rachel Green

We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the Earth. – Joey Tribbiani

I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn’t eat fast, you didn’t eat. – Ross Geller

She’s so great. She’s a mother to Emma and Ben, and she’s my mother too in a way. Her and my mom are friends, and so they talk on the phone together… and I’ve heard them. – Joey Tribbiani

Oh, I’m sorry, did my back hurt your knife? – Rachel Green

I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? – Chandler Bing

They don’t know that we know they know we know! – Phoebe Buffay

You remember my cousin Franny, don’t ya? She’s the one who used to steal your toys when we were kids. She’s in prison now. That’s one way to get someone to stop stealing your stuff. – Joey Tribbiani

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian. Did I just say that out loud? – Rachel Green

Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it! – Monica Geller

See? He’s her lobster! – Phoebe Buffay

Oh, look at me! I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes? – Chandler Bing

You know if you think about it, the way they measure earthquakes is just really insensitive. – Phoebe Buffay

I don’t want to leave the country. I just want to move out of the city get a little place in upstate New York, you know have Max and Phoebe raise chickens. – Monica Geller

Could I BE wearing any more clothes? – Chandler Bing

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? – Phoebe Buffay

I am not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing

Oh honey, I’d call you, but I don’t wanna wake you up. – Joey Tribbiani

If you want to receive emails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer. – Phoebe Buffay

We’ve been living together for the last five years and you still don’t know my size. – Chandler Bing

Look, the important thing is, you were honest. Which was stupid. But, I appreciate it. I’m gonna go get ready – – if she shows up, please give me the signal. – Joey Tribbiani

It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear. – Friends Theme Song

I wasn’t supposed to put beef in the trifle! – Rachel Green

Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there’s resistance! – Joey Tribbiani

Oh, so that’s why you ordered power towels. – Chandler Bing

It’s like a cow’s opinion; it doesn’t matter. It’s moo. – Joey Tribbiani

Here come the meat sweats! – Ross Geller

I’m not so good with the advice… Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? – Chandler Bing