Timeless Wisdom from George Costanza – Memorable Quotes That Define a Generation

It’s not a lie if you believe it.

I’m undermined by the people who I undermine.

Serenity now, insanity later.

The sea was angry that day, my friends.

You know, we’re living in a society!

I am a master of my domain.

I would druther be in a relationship with a soup than a person.

The best defense is a good offense.

I think I’m going to get a sandwich.

You want to be good? You want to be right? You can’t always have both.

I can’t take it anymore!

If you see a crime, you must report it.

There’s no bigger thrill than being a little bad.

It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world.

I’m not a bad guy. I’m just a guy who has bad luck.

A decision is made! The world is upside down.

The only thing worse than being a loser is being a winner with nothing to win.

I’m in a bit of a pickle here.

Who are you to judge me?

In a world full of chaos, I’m just trying to find my calm.

Sometimes, the best choice is to not make a choice at all.

I’m like a thin slice of cheese on a ham sandwich, nothing more.

There’s something unsettling about being comfortable.

Full-fledged panic mode activated.

I’ve got a lot of big ideas. None of them are very good.

If you can’t figure out what you want, just take it all.

Cut the tension with a butter knife.

I’m like a hamster on a wheel, but without the wheel.

Is it possible to be both an optimist and a realist?

Timeless Wisdom from George Costanza – Memorable Quotes That Define a Generation part 2

Sometimes, victory means knowing when to walk away.

I prefer to be remembered as an eccentric.

Life is like a buffet; you’ve got to keep trying new things.

I only like things that are perfectly imperfect.

Some days you’re the statue, other days you’re the pigeon.

Never underestimate the power of procrastination.

My life is like jazz – a whole lot of improvisation.

I’m all about finding the silver lining… sometimes.

Why settle for mediocrity when you can embrace the absurd?

Every day’s a new opportunity to embarrass myself.

I could overthink my way into a corner.

Being normal is overrated.

I’m just a catalyst for chaos.

I’m walking the fine line between genius and insanity.

I thrive in the awkward moments.

Reality is just a social construct.

Always look on the bright side… of disappointment.

There’s a fine line between courage and foolishness.

I’m just trying to navigate this circus called life.

It’s always the little things that trip me up.

I’m the observer in my own sitcom.