Theo von quotes

You can’t spell Theo Von without ‘Thwonderful’.

Life is like stand-up comedy: you never know what’s gonna happen next.

I don’t need a therapist, I have my podcast.

Being weird is just a sign of being interesting.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then spike it with vodka.

Comedy is the best therapy.

Life is short, laugh as much as you can.

Find someone who makes you laugh until your stomach hurts.

Humor is the key to happiness.

Don’t take yourself too seriously, nobody else does.

Embrace your flaws, they make you unique.

Comedy is the rebellion against the mundane.

Get out of your comfort zone, that’s where the magic happens.

Laughter is contagious, spread it like wildfire.

The best jokes are the ones that make you question everything.

Life is just one big improv show.

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re missing out on the best jokes.

Never underestimate the power of a good laugh.

Life is tough, but laughter makes it bearable.

Comedy is the art of finding the humor in the chaos.

Be silly, be goofy, be yourself.

Laughter is the best medicine, especially in the face of adversity.

Comedy breaks down barriers and brings people together.

The world needs more laughter and less hate.

If you can make someone laugh, you’ve made their day.

Don’t be afraid to be the weirdo in the room, it’s what makes you memorable.

Life is too short to be serious all the time.

Laughter is a universal language that knows no boundaries.

A good joke can change someone’s perspective on life.

Comedy is the art of storytelling with a twist.

Sometimes all you need is a good laugh and a friend to share it with.

Laughter is the secret ingredient to a happy life.

Don’t be afraid to take risks, that’s where the best jokes are born.

Comedy is a way of shining a light on the absurdity of life.

Embrace the weirdness, it’s what makes you interesting.

The best comedians are the ones who can find humor in the darkest places.

Life is like a stand-up routine, you never know what punchline awaits.

Laughter is the soundtrack to a joyful life.

Be the reason someone smiles today.

Life should always come with a laugh track.

Comedy is the art of turning pain into laughter.

If you can make someone laugh, you’ve made a connection.

Humor is the antidote to a boring existence.

Don’t be afraid to be the goofball in the room, it’s what makes you unforgettable.

Laughter is the secret ingredient to a life well-lived.