The Office Senior Quotes

The office is not just a place, it’s a second home.

Always remember to place the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional office.’

Laughter is the best non-taxable bonus in the office.

In the office, we may be professional, but that doesn’t mean we can’t be hilariously inappropriate.

If life gives you lemons, make a sarcastic comment about it in the office.

Coffee and a sense of humor: the essential tools for surviving in the office.

When life gets tough, remember to ask yourself, ‘What would Jim Halpert do?’

The office is like a puzzle, and we’re all trying to find the missing piece.

An office without laughter is like a printer without ink – pointless.

Boring meetings are just opportunities for creative daydreaming in the office.

Life is too short to wear boring clothes to the office.

Support your fellow office mates – they’ve probably had to deal with Dwight Schrute too.

Love what you do, and the office politics won’t matter anymore.

The office is where dreams come true…or are crushed mercilessly.

Embrace the chaos in the office; it builds character.

In the office, you’re never alone – The Dunder Mifflin documentary crew is always watching.

Take a break from your cubicle and explore the realms of innovation in the office.

The office is like a zoo, with everyone playing their own unique roles.

When all else fails, make a Dundie Award for yourself in the office.

In the office, everyday is casual Friday… and sometimes Monday through Thursday too.

The office is an ecosystem of personalities, where the strongest survive.

The office is where ideas are born, and productivity is lost in endless meetings.

Every office needs a little bit of Michael Scott – just not as the boss.

Working in the office is like being in a sitcom, except nobody’s getting paid to be funny.

The office is a place where the seemingly impossible becomes hilariously possible.

The office may be a mess, but at least it’s our mess.

In the office, we’re all champions in the art of procrastination.

The office is like a pressure cooker, except instead of steam, it’s filled with paper air fresheners.

In the office, gossip spreads faster than the speed of light.

In the office, sarcasm is the universal language.

The office is where creativity and chaos collide to create genius.

In the office, efficiency is optional, but a good sense of humor is mandatory.

The office is like a game of chess, with the copier as the ultimate pawn.

The office is the ultimate social experiment in human interaction.

Embrace the quirks in the office, it’s what makes us unique.

The office is where dreams go to die, and then miraculously come back to life.

The office is where careers are built and dreams are shattered.

In the office, the line between work and play is as blurry as Dwight’s beet juice.

If you can survive the office, you can survive anything life throws at you.

The office is like a soap opera, but with less dramatic pauses and more awkward moments.

In the office, laughter is the best team-building exercise.

The office is a place where dreams are crushed, but also where they can be reborn.

Never underestimate the power of a well-timed prank in the office.

In the office, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents.

The office is a place where you can always find someone who understands your obscure TV show references.