Tequila Sayings

1. “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!”
2. “Tequila is not my lover, but it’s definitely my friend.”
3. “Tequila is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.”
4. “Tequila: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.”
5. “A shot of tequila a day keeps the doctor away.”
6. “Good times and tan lines, brought to you by tequila.”
7. “Life is too short for bad tequila.”
8. “In tequila we trust.”
9. “Tequila is a hug in a shot glass.”
10. “Don’t be afraid to take life by the horns and a shot of tequila.”
11. “Tequila: the reason I dance like no one is watching.”
12. “Tequila is like liquid sunshine.”
13. “Tequila makes me a happy camper.”
14. “Life is tough, but tequila makes it easier.”
15. “Tequila: because sometimes wine doesn’t cut it.”
16. “Tequila is my spirit animal.”
17. “Drink tequila and dance on the bar.”
18. “There is always time for tequila.”
19. “Tequila: the perfect cure for a bad day.”
20. “Tequila makes my clothes come off.” (from the song “Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off” by Joe Nichols)
21. “Life is short, drink the good tequila.”
22. “The only thing better than a margarita is a double margarita.”
23. “Tequila is the liquid courage I need to make bad decisions.”
24. “I have never met a shot of tequila I didn’t like.”
25. “When life gives you lemons, make margaritas with tequila.”
26. “I’d rather have a tequila sunrise than a cloudy day.”
27. “Tequila: the only thing that gets better with age.”
28. “Tequila is my therapy.”
29. “Tequila: because salt and lime were meant to be together.”
30. “In a world full of vodka, be tequila.”
31. “Tequila is the reason I have so many stories to tell.”
32. “Tequila: because life is too short to drink bad alcohol.”
33. “Tequila and tacos are always a good idea.”
34. “Tequila: the official drink of fiestas.”
35. “Life is better with tequila.”
36. “When in doubt, take a shot of tequila.”
37. “Tequila: the liquid version of a high five.”
38. “Tequila is the fuel that keeps me going.”
39. “Tequila: because sometimes you just need to let loose.”
40. “Tequila is like a warm hug in a glass.”
41. “Tequila is my love language.”
42. “I don’t always drink tequila, but when I do, I prefer it with salt and lime.”
43. “Tequila: the original liquid courage.”
44. “Tequila makes everything better.”
45. “Tequila: the reason I wake up with a smile.”
46. “Tequila: because life is too short for regrets.”
47. “Tequila: the perfect drink for any occasion.”
48. “Tequila: the beverage that fuels my adventurous side.”
49. “Life is a party, drink tequila like it’s 1999.”
50. “Tequila: the drink that turns strangers into friends.”
51. “One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.”
52. “Tequila: because sometimes beer just isn’t enough.”
53. “Never trust someone who doesn’t like tequila.”
54. “Tequila: liquid courage in a shot glass.”
55. “Tequila is like a hug in a glass.”
56. “Tequila makes me happy, you not so much.”
57. “Tequila: turning your bad decisions into good stories.”
58. “Drink tequila and dance on the bar.”
59. “Tequila: it’s not just for breakfast anymore.”
60. “Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.”
61. “Tequila: the only workout where you lift your spirits.”
62. “Tequila is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.”
63. “Tequila: the original social lubricant.”
64. “Tequila, because sometimes wine just isn’t an option.”
65. “Life is too short to drink bad tequila.”
66. “Tequila: the only way to party like a rockstar.”
67. “Tequila: the chosen drink of champions.”
68. “Tequila: the ultimate wingman.”
69. “In tequila we trust.”
70. “A tequila a day keeps the doctor away.”
71. “Tequila: the liquid cure for a boring party.”
72. “Tequila: because why limit happy hour to an hour?”
73. “Tequila: fuel for the fiesta.”
74. “Tequila: the perfect excuse for bad behavior.”
75. “Tequila: because sometimes shots speak louder than words.”
76. “Tequila: the adult version of a juice box.”
77. “Tequila: the reason we have memories we can’t remember.”
78. “Tequila: liquid gold in a shot glass.”
79. “Tequila: the universal language of partying.”
80. “Tequila: the magical elixir of life.”
81. “Tequila: the official drink of ‘I don’t give a f**k.'”
82. “Tequila: a guaranteed good time in a bottle.”
83. “Tequila: because Monday needs a friend.”
84. “Tequila: the liquid equivalent of a high five.”
85. “Tequila: making bad decisions since 16th century Mexico.”
86. “Tequila: a taste of Mexico in every sip.”
87. “Tequila: because there’s always something to celebrate.”
88. “Tequila: the start of a good night and the end of a bad day.”
89. “Tequila: the fuel for outrageous behavior.”
90. “Tequila: making people more interesting since forever.”
91. “Tequila: the cure for the common hangover.”
92. “Tequila: the ultimate mood enhancer.”
93. “Tequila: the cure for Monday blues.”
94. “Tequila: because life is too short for boring drinks.”
95. “Tequila: the ultimate party starter.”
96. “Tequila: because nothing good ever started with a salad.”
97. “Tequila: because it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere.”
98. “Tequila: the liquid courage you need to make a move.”
99. “Tequila: because some things are better left to the imagination.”
100. “Tequila: because sometimes you just need to let loose.”

Tequila Sayings part 2