Stone Cold Steve Austin Sayings

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  1. “And that’s the bottom line, ’cause Stone Cold said so.”
  2. “Don’t trust anybody.”
  3. “I’m gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you.”
  4. “If you wanna see Stone Cold, give me a hell yeah!”
  5. “I won’t back down from anybody.”
  6. “I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m the toughest.”
  7. “I’m gonna beat you like a government mule.”
  8. “Talk is cheap, actions speak louder than words.”
  9. “I don’t drink beer, I smash ’em.”
  10. “I’m the toughest SOB in WWE history.”
  11. “I’m not a role model, I’m an ass-kicker.”
  12. “If you ain’t down with Stone Cold, I got two words for ya: suck it!”
  13. “I’m not afraid to take on anybody, anywhere, anytime.”
  14. “I don’t just want to beat you, I want to hurt you.”
  15. “I don’t give a damn what anyone thinks of me.”
  16. “I’m gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry.”
  17. “I’m gonna kick your ass up and down that ring.”
  18. “I’m not a nice guy, I’m a tough guy.”
  19. “I’m not the most technical wrestler, but I’m the most entertaining.”
  20. “I’m the Texas Rattlesnake, and I’m here to raise hell.”
  21. “I’ll whoop your ass six ways from Sunday.”
  22. “I ain’t never lost a fight in my life.”
  23. “I don’t trust anybody, not even myself.”
  24. “I don’t need a weapon to kick your ass.”
  25. “If you’re not down with Stone Cold, I got two words for ya: too bad.”
  26. “I’m not just the toughest, I’m also the smartest.”
  27. “I’m not just gonna beat you, I’m gonna humiliate you.”
  28. “I’m not the kind of guy you wanna mess with.”
  29. “I’m the roughest, toughest, son of a bitch in the game.”
  30. “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to kick ass.”
  31. “I don’t just talk the talk, I walk the walk.”
  32. “I’m not a diplomat, I’m a fighter.”
  33. “I’m not afraid to take on the biggest and baddest wrestlers in the world.”
  34. “I don’t care about winning or losing, I just want to hurt people.”
  35. “I’m not the kind of guy you wanna cross.”
  36. “I’m the meanest, nastiest, SOB in WWE history.”
  37. . “I don’t need a script to tell me what to do or say.”
  38. “I’m not a hero, I’m a rebel.”
  39. “I’ll drink beer, flip you off, and kick your ass, all at the same time.”
  40. “I’m the toughest sumbitch to ever step foot in a WWE ring.”
  41. “I’m the King of the Ring, and you’re just a peasant.”
  42. “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m a phenomenon.”
  43. . “I’m not the kind of guy who plays by the rules.”
  44. “I’m the rattlesnake, and you’re the mouse.”
  45.  “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m an entertainer.”
  46.  “I don’t need a catchphrase, I just need to kick your ass.”
  47. “And that’s the bottom line ’cause Stone Cold said so!”
  48. “Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!”
  49. “Give me a hell yeah!”
  50. “I don’t give a damn what you think!”
  51. “I’m the toughest SOB in the WWE!”
  52. “You can run, but you can’t hide from Stone Cold!”
  53. “I’m not a role model, I’m a wrestler!”
  54. “I love beating people up, it’s what I do best!”
  55. “I don’t trust anybody, except myself and my beer!”
  56. “If you want a piece of Stone Cold, come and get it!”
  57. “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win championships!”
  58. “I’ll kick your ass faster than you can say Stone Cold Steve Austin!”
  59. “I’m not afraid of anybody, not even the boss!”
  60. “Don’t mess with Stone Cold or you’ll get a Stunner!”
  61. “I’m the Texas Rattlesnake, and I bite!”
  62. “I don’t give a damn about your rules, I make my own!”
  63. “I don’t need friends, I have beer!”
  64. “I don’t have time for losers, I only hang with winners!”
  65. “I’ll open a can of whoop-ass on anyone who crosses me!”
  66. “I’m not a talker, I’m a fighter!”
  67. “I’m the toughest son of a bitch in the WWE, and that’s a fact!”
  68. “Don’t mess with Stone Cold, or you’ll end up with a broken jaw!”
  69. “I’m the king of the ring, and the beer drinking champion of the world!”
  70. “I’m not a good guy, I’m not a bad guy, I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin!”
  71. “I’m not a wrestler, I’m a rattlesnake!”
  72. “I don’t need luck, I make my own destiny!”
  73. “I don’t play by the rules, I make them!”
  74. “I’ll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!”
  75. “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m a way of life!”
  76. “I’m not here to entertain you, I’m here to kick your ass!”
  77. “I’m not the hero you want, I’m the hero you need!”
  78. “I’m not a politician, I’m a rattlesnake!”
  79. “I’ll beat your ass so bad, you’ll wish you never crossed me!”
  80. “I don’t need a championship belt to be a badass!”
  81. “I don’t need your respect, I demand it!”
  82. “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m an attitude!”
  83. “I’m not a legend, I’m a living breathing ass-kicker!”
  84. “I don’t follow the crowd, I lead it!”
  85. “I’m not afraid of pain, I thrive on it!”
  86. “I’m not a man, I’m a machine!”
  87. “I’ll whip your ass like a government mule!”
  88. “I’m not a superstar, I’m a force of nature!”
  89. “I don’t need your sympathy, I need your ass in the ring!”
  90. “I’m the toughest SOB in the WWE, and that’s the bottom line!”
  91. “I’m not a good guy, I’m not a bad guy, I’m the guy who will kick your ass!”
  92. “And that’s the bottom line, ’cause Stone Cold said so!”
  93. “Don’t trust anybody.”
  94. “If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man.”
  95. “I just whipped your ass!”
  96. “I’m not the greatest wrestler, but I’m the toughest S.O.B. in the business.”
  97. “I love beating somebody that thinks they can’t be beaten.”
  98. “I don’t play well with others.”
  99. “You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16… Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!”
  100. “I’m not good at math, I’m good at whoopin’ ass.”

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