- “And that’s the bottom line, ’cause Stone Cold said so.”
- “Don’t trust anybody.”
- “I’m gonna open up a can of whoop-ass on you.”
- “If you wanna see Stone Cold, give me a hell yeah!”
- “I won’t back down from anybody.”
- “I’m not the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m the toughest.”
- “I’m gonna beat you like a government mule.”
- “Talk is cheap, actions speak louder than words.”
- “I don’t drink beer, I smash ’em.”
- “I’m the toughest SOB in WWE history.”
- “I’m not a role model, I’m an ass-kicker.”
- “If you ain’t down with Stone Cold, I got two words for ya: suck it!”
- “I’m not afraid to take on anybody, anywhere, anytime.”
- “I don’t just want to beat you, I want to hurt you.”
- “I don’t give a damn what anyone thinks of me.”
- “I’m gonna stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry.”
- “I’m gonna kick your ass up and down that ring.”
- “I’m not a nice guy, I’m a tough guy.”
- “I’m not the most technical wrestler, but I’m the most entertaining.”
- “I’m the Texas Rattlesnake, and I’m here to raise hell.”
- “I’ll whoop your ass six ways from Sunday.”
- “I ain’t never lost a fight in my life.”
- “I don’t trust anybody, not even myself.”
- “I don’t need a weapon to kick your ass.”
- “If you’re not down with Stone Cold, I got two words for ya: too bad.”
- “I’m not just the toughest, I’m also the smartest.”
- “I’m not just gonna beat you, I’m gonna humiliate you.”
- “I’m not the kind of guy you wanna mess with.”
- “I’m the roughest, toughest, son of a bitch in the game.”
- “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to kick ass.”
- “I don’t just talk the talk, I walk the walk.”
- “I’m not a diplomat, I’m a fighter.”
- “I’m not afraid to take on the biggest and baddest wrestlers in the world.”
- “I don’t care about winning or losing, I just want to hurt people.”
- “I’m not the kind of guy you wanna cross.”
- “I’m the meanest, nastiest, SOB in WWE history.”
- . “I don’t need a script to tell me what to do or say.”
- “I’m not a hero, I’m a rebel.”
- “I’ll drink beer, flip you off, and kick your ass, all at the same time.”
- “I’m the toughest sumbitch to ever step foot in a WWE ring.”
- “I’m the King of the Ring, and you’re just a peasant.”
- “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m a phenomenon.”
- . “I’m not the kind of guy who plays by the rules.”
- “I’m the rattlesnake, and you’re the mouse.”
- “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m an entertainer.”
- “I don’t need a catchphrase, I just need to kick your ass.”
- “And that’s the bottom line ’cause Stone Cold said so!”
- “Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass!”
- “Give me a hell yeah!”
- “I don’t give a damn what you think!”
- “I’m the toughest SOB in the WWE!”
- “You can run, but you can’t hide from Stone Cold!”
- “I’m not a role model, I’m a wrestler!”
- “I love beating people up, it’s what I do best!”
- “I don’t trust anybody, except myself and my beer!”
- “If you want a piece of Stone Cold, come and get it!”
- “I’m not here to make friends, I’m here to win championships!”
- “I’ll kick your ass faster than you can say Stone Cold Steve Austin!”
- “I’m not afraid of anybody, not even the boss!”
- “Don’t mess with Stone Cold or you’ll get a Stunner!”
- “I’m the Texas Rattlesnake, and I bite!”
- “I don’t give a damn about your rules, I make my own!”
- “I don’t need friends, I have beer!”
- “I don’t have time for losers, I only hang with winners!”
- “I’ll open a can of whoop-ass on anyone who crosses me!”
- “I’m not a talker, I’m a fighter!”
- “I’m the toughest son of a bitch in the WWE, and that’s a fact!”
- “Don’t mess with Stone Cold, or you’ll end up with a broken jaw!”
- “I’m the king of the ring, and the beer drinking champion of the world!”
- “I’m not a good guy, I’m not a bad guy, I’m Stone Cold Steve Austin!”
- “I’m not a wrestler, I’m a rattlesnake!”
- “I don’t need luck, I make my own destiny!”
- “I don’t play by the rules, I make them!”
- “I’ll stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!”
- “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m a way of life!”
- “I’m not here to entertain you, I’m here to kick your ass!”
- “I’m not the hero you want, I’m the hero you need!”
- “I’m not a politician, I’m a rattlesnake!”
- “I’ll beat your ass so bad, you’ll wish you never crossed me!”
- “I don’t need a championship belt to be a badass!”
- “I don’t need your respect, I demand it!”
- “I’m not just a wrestler, I’m an attitude!”
- “I’m not a legend, I’m a living breathing ass-kicker!”
- “I don’t follow the crowd, I lead it!”
- “I’m not afraid of pain, I thrive on it!”
- “I’m not a man, I’m a machine!”
- “I’ll whip your ass like a government mule!”
- “I’m not a superstar, I’m a force of nature!”
- “I don’t need your sympathy, I need your ass in the ring!”
- “I’m the toughest SOB in the WWE, and that’s the bottom line!”
- “I’m not a good guy, I’m not a bad guy, I’m the guy who will kick your ass!”
- “And that’s the bottom line, ’cause Stone Cold said so!”
- “Don’t trust anybody.”
- “If you wanna be the man, you gotta beat the man.”
- “I just whipped your ass!”
- “I’m not the greatest wrestler, but I’m the toughest S.O.B. in the business.”
- “I love beating somebody that thinks they can’t be beaten.”
- “I don’t play well with others.”
- “You sit there and you thump your Bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn’t get you anywhere. Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16… Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!”
- “I’m not good at math, I’m good at whoopin’ ass.”

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