Spring is nature’s way of saying, Let’s get this party bloomin’!
I told my plants to grow up, and they just gave me the middle leaf!
Spring: when your allergies come out of hibernation!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!
Springtime: when it’s warm enough to be outside and cold enough to regret it!
I’m so glad I live in a world where there are spring dresses and allergy meds.
Spring: the season where everything’s blossoming, including my procrastination.
Spring cleaning: because it’s hard to find your old vacuum under those dust bunnies!
I love spring, but my sneeze count is starting to look like a championship score.
Who needs therapy when you can plant a garden and talk to your flowers?
Spring: the only time of year when my bank account is empty because of gardening supplies.
Is there a plant whisperer? Because my ferns are in desperate need of counseling!
Why did the tree start a blog? It wanted to branch out in the spring!
Spring: where I realize Im a plant parent, not an actual parent-and I still forget to water them!
I thought I was a morning person until spring woke me up with those chirping birds!
Just like my allergies, spring has a way of sneaking up on me!
My favorite workout? Running after the ice cream truck in the spring!
Spring fashion advice: wear layers, because this weather has mood swings!
Spring into Laughter – Hilarious Quotes to Welcome the Season part 2
The only thing blooming faster than my flowers is my inability to keep them alive!
April: when every other sneeze feels like a mini workout!
Why did the gardener quit? He couldnt find the thyme!
I love spring, where my social life blooms as quickly as the weeds in my garden!
The only blooming I want to do in spring is my sense of humor!
My favorite sign of spring is the sudden appearance of 42 hummingbirds at my hummingbird feeder.
Spring is the season for renewal, and my credit card needs a major revival!
Gardening tips for spring: if its green, itll grow-unless its my sense of responsibility!
Why do flowers always drive so fast in the spring? Because they put the petal to the metal!
In spring, my favorite flower becomes Last Minute User!
Spring is the perfect time to peel off those winter layers-aka my multiple sweatshirts!
Why did the sunshine break up with winter? It just couldn’t take the cold shoulder anymore!
Spring is like a hug from Mother Nature, with a slight pollen punch!
Lets be honest: I only go outside in spring to feel superior to my neighbors lawns.
Spring cleaning is just another term for The Great Panic of Losing Stuff!
If life gives you lemons in spring, just plant them and hope for a lemonade stand!
Spring: when your pets realize they can finally roll in the mud again!
How do flowers greet each other in spring? Whats poppin?
I walked outside and saw flowers blooming-immediately judged my own productivity!
Spring is the beautiful reminder that even your worst days can turn into a blossoming masterpiece!
Who needs coffee when the bees are buzzing in the morning?
In spring, my gardening plan is just a list of flowers Ill probably forget to water!
Spring: where my enthusiasm for outdoor activities lasts exactly until the first mosquito bite.
Why did the gardener bring a ladder to spring planting? To reach new heights!
In spring, every sneeze feels like my own personal rain dance!
When life gives you muddy shoes in spring, you might as well call it a fashion statement!
Spring: when you realize tweeting isn’t just for birds.
Why do bunnies always seem so happy in spring? Because they know it’s about to get hare-larious!
My spring motto: Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love, and try not to trip over the rake!
Who knew that getting outside and gardening involved so many unexpected dirt fights?
The best part of spring? Diets are out of season; it’s all about picnic feasting!
Spring is the universes way of reminding us that good things take time-especially when it comes to blooming!
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