Spongebob Movie Quotes

I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!

I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah. You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah. We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!

You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.

I have no soul.

I can’t see my forehead!

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!

I don’t get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he’s messing it up. But the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean. That means Squidward is really making my yard a wreck, but I, being the owner of the yard, would have to mess it up, which means I’m dirty, but I’m not dirty. I’m clean, but I’m not clean.

No, this is Patrick!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-we wumbo. Wumbo, wumbo-ing, wumbology, the study of wumbo! It’s first grade, Spongebob!

F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!

Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

I may be small, but I can jump really far.

I’m your biggest fan!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I’ve got nerves of steel and muscles of sand.

I wove my lawn chair.

Firmly grasp it!

Wait, I’m not a Krusty Krab!

I’m not a Krusty Krab either.

I’m not a Krusty Krab.

Spongebob Movie Quotes part 2

I’m a Goofy Goober!

I’m the king baby!

I can’t see my driving!

I’m a fry cook!

I am the Flying Dutchman!

It may be stupid, but it is also dumb.

You have to take a stand! You have to say, ‘I am Spongebob, the fry cook, and it is important to me!’

You better not drop that pizza.

I’m just a kid who’s four, each day I grow some more, I like exploring, I’m Caillou!

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick!

Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!

It’s called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I never thought I’d say this, but I’m with stupid.

I’m going to find my identity, and when I do, I’m going to float back to the surface and steal the crown!

Note to self: Remember to tie your shoes and never, ever, ever forget to kick Pearl’s bubble-butt.

I’m Neptune, the King of the Sea!

That’s right, little man. And I’m about to do to you what I do to all my prey. I’m gonna eat ya!

I’m a National Football Gear!

The boy cries you a sweater of tears… and you kill him!

Uh, hi. I’m in the band.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and poop out a smarter statement than that.

I can’t see my forehead!

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!

The best time to wear a striped sweater, is all the time.