Sophia Golden Girls Quotes

I’m not a regular grandma, I’m a cool grandma.

Age is just a number, and mine’s unlisted.

I’ve got more stories than a library, and they’re all true.

If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.

I’m not old, I’m experienced.

Life is too short to drink bad wine.

I may not have a filter, but I always speak my mind.

You can’t put a price on wisdom, unless you’re selling it on eBay.

You may call me old, but I prefer the term ‘vintage’.

Never underestimate the power of a sassy senior.

The older I get, the more I realize I don’t have time for drama.

I may be small, but I’ve got a big personality.

Age is a privilege, not a burden.

I’m like a fine wine, I only get better with age.

I’ve seen it all, and I’ve earned every wrinkle.

I may be old, but I’ve got a lot of fight left in me.

Life’s too short to hold grudges, unless someone eats the last slice of cake.

I don’t need a cane, I have my wit to lean on.

Don’t count me out just yet, I’ve still got a lot of living to do.

I don’t age, I just level up.

I may be older, but I’m still a force to be reckoned with.

You can’t teach an old dog new tricks, but you can still bark pretty loudly.

Life’s too short for regrets, unless it’s not buying that handbag on sale.

Sophia Golden Girls Quotes part 2

I may be retired, but I’m never tired of having a good time.

I’m like a vintage car, I may have a few dents, but I still run like a champ.

I may not be the fastest, but I’ve got staying power.

I don’t need a man to complete me, I’m already whole.

Age is not the enemy, boredom is.

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a damn door.

I may be getting older, but I’m still getting better.

Retirement is just the beginning of my next adventure.

I may have wrinkles, but my smile is still as bright as ever.

Age is just a reminder that we’re still alive and kicking.

Youth may have beauty, but age has wisdom.

Never underestimate the power of an old lady with a sharp tongue.

Life may have knocked me down, but I always get back up.

I don’t need a party to have a good time, I am the party.

Old age is a privilege denied to many, so I wear it proudly.

I may have a few gray hairs, but my spirit is still young.

I don’t need a trophy to prove I’ve won at life.

Don’t pity the elderly, envy them.

Age is just a number, but sass is timeless.

I’ve earned my wrinkles, each one tells a story.

I may have lost a step, but I’ve gained a lifetime of knowledge.

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.