Skyrim Guard Quotes

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee.

Stop! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people. What say you in your defense?

Stay out of trouble, or there’s gonna be trouble.

I’d be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a belly full of mead.

The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that.

I’m sworn to carry your burdens.

Is someone there?

You can’t hide from me!

I’ll hunt you down if I have to.

You’re not supposed to be in here.

What are you doing here?

Be careful! There could be thieves or bandits around any corner.

I’ve got my eye on you.

I’ll be keeping an eye on you.

I’m watching you.

I’m not one for small talk, but that axe of yours… I’m guessing you didn’t buy it for decoration.

I’d be a lot more comfortable if I had a woman on my arm and a mug of ale in my hand.

M’aiq knows much. Tells some. M’aiq knows many things others do not.

You need to leave. Now.

Don’t suppose you’d enchant my sword? Dull old blade can barely cut butter.

You look like the adventurous type. Got a lot of nerve coming to a place like this.

I’d be a lot happier if I wasn’t stuck in this blasted armor all day.

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don’t.

What’s the matter, can’t stand the sight of a strong Nord woman?

I’ve been hunting and fishing in these parts for years.

I’m one of the few who can handle a combat situation. So don’t get any ideas.

I’m an enemy of the Empire. I’m not here to chat, if that’s any consolation.

I’m not supposed to talk to strangers.

You’re not from around here, are you?

Keep your eyes open. Damn dragons could swoop down at any time.

I’ve been sent by General Tullius to enforce the law in this area.

I’m with the Legion. We’re always looking for strong, capable warriors. If you think you’ve got what it takes, head to Solitude and talk to General Tullius.

I wish I could be out there with my brothers. Fending off the scum.

Honor to you, my Thane.

By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!

Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?

I’m not much of a strategist, but Lord Ulfric listens to my counsel all the same.

You’ll make a fine rug, cat!

Gods be praised, we’re ready for another battle.

Are you feeling sick? You look a little green.

If I were you, I’d keep away from the burial stones. The dead ain’t fond of being disturbed.

I’d be a lot happier and a lot warmer with a belly full of Juniper Berries.

If you’ve got some business in Windhelm, stick to the docks and the market. Stay out of trouble and you’ll be fine.

Hold there! Before I let you into Riften, you need to pay the Visitor’s Tax.

Morthal’s a troubled place. It’s my duty to see it rest in peace.