Simpsons quotes

D’oh!

Eat my shorts!

Excellent!

Don’t have a cow, man!

Don’t make me run, I’m full of chocolate!

I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Why you little!

I’m sorry, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

The ironing is delicious!

It’s funny ’cause it’s true.

Nobody snuggles with Max Power. You strap yourself in and feel the Gs!

To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Stupid sexy Flanders.

It takes two to lie. One to lie, and one to listen.

I bent my Wookiee.

I’m not a superhero. I’m a high-functioning alcoholic.

Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!

I live in a single-room apartment, but I’m rich in other ways.

Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

I’m Bart Simpson, who the hell are you? Oh yeah, I’m in the wrong cartoon.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

Press any key. Where’s the any key?

Trying is the first step towards failure.

I’m not not licking toads.

The internet? Is that thing still around?

Kids are the best, Apu. You can teach them to hate the things you hate. And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all.

Simpsons quotes part 2

I’m a millennial. Generation Y. Born between the birth of AIDS and 9/11, give or take. They call us the global generation. We are known for our entitlement and narcissism.

The problem, then, is not finding the right answer. It’s finding the right question.

After all, you only live once… and twice in a zombie apocalypse.

I’m just your average, everyday, ordinary, normal, average guy.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

The family is not the people you’re born with. It’s the people you die for.

I’m not a nerd. I’m engaged to a nerd.

I can’t think of anything worse than being stuck inside on a beautiful day like today.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

Why do I need another achievement on my list of things I’ll never achieve?

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

I didn’t do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can’t prove anything.

You’re not popular just because you say you are.

Remember, if something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.

First you didn’t want me to get the pony, now you want me to take it back. Make up your mind!

It’s a perfectly cromulent word.