Shrek Quotes

Ogres are like onions. We have layers.

I’m making waffles!

In the morning, I’m making waffles!

I have a short temper, and a long list of people who push me too far.

Better out than in, I always say.

Donkey, if we ever need to stock up on brain cells, I know exactly where to go — the clearance aisle at the Brain Mart!

Donkey, I’m an ogre. I have standards.

That’ll do, Donkey. That’ll do.

I’m not a morning person. Don’t wake me up before noon.

I’m not a hero, but I sure do know how to make an entrance.

I may be vertically challenged, but I’m horizontally gifted.

I always feel like somebody’s watching me.

Don’t judge me until you know my story.

I have layers of sarcasm nobody has discovered yet.

I may be a monster on the outside, but I have a heart on the inside.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I’m not perfect, but I’m always me.

I don’t need a prince charming, I need someone who can handle my sass.

I’m not a princess. I don’t need saving.

You don’t find true love, it finds you.

Don’t be afraid to embrace your flaws. They make you who you are.

Fairy tales may teach us to be kind, but the real world teaches us to be tough.

True beauty is found within, not in a mirror.

“Oh, that is nasty. You know what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. No one would build a wall like this unless they were trying to keep somebody out.”

“Ogres are like onions, Endy. They stink?”

“Wow, let’s do that again!”

“Who wants to play ‘I Spy’?”

“I can do that too, look at me go! Whoaaa!”

“Ooh, I know! I know where the baby is!”

“My donkey sense is tingling!”

“I’m just a big, stupid, ugly ogre.”

“No one said I had to be a hero. Sometimes I just do things.”

“Let’s give the baby some more juice!”

“Okay, everybody is locked and signed!”

“Some of you may die, but it’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.”

“Just because people treat you like a villain, doesn’t mean you have to be one.”

“You’re going the wrong way!”

“Nobody tell him. Nobody tell him! Nobody tell him!”

“Well, well, well, the tables have turned!”

“I hate Mondays. They’re the worst!”

“I have a lot of things to do today, so I better get moving. I’m a busy guy, you know?”

“I’m an ogre! You know, ‘Grab your torch and pitchforks!”

“Oh, you’re pretty when you’re angry!”

“What are you afraid of? Heights? Spiders? Woodland creatures?”

“Fiona, it’s me, Shrek! I’m your husband, I saved you from that tower!”