Sheldon Cooper Quotes – The Wit and Wisdom of a Genius

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested.

Gravity – thy name is fatness!

I’m not a nerd. I’m an intellectual badass.

I have the approximate knowledge of many things.

I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.

Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe.

My mind is too strong to be swayed by emotion. Unless it’s about comic books.

If I were a superhero, my power would be the ability to annoy people by just existing. I call it annoyance-man.

Theoretical physics is my superpower. And sarcasm.

I believe in the multiverse because that means there are infinite versions of me where I’m not annoying.

I’m not awkward, I’m calculating the optimal social interaction strategy.

I don’t need friends, I have a superior intellect.

I’m not crazy, I’m just ahead of the curve.

If you were a robot, you’d be programmed to love me.

I’m not socially awkward, I’m selectively social.

I don’t make mistakes, I create experiments.

The universe is expanding, just like my ego.

The only thing more exciting than a black hole is my intellect.

I don’t believe in luck, I believe in probability.

I don’t understand why people waste their time on emotions when there are so many interesting facts to learn.

Earth is my laboratory. Humans are my experiments.

Sheldon Cooper Quotes – The Wit and Wisdom of a Genius part 2

If you ever find yourself at the brink of a scientific breakthrough, just make sure I’m part of your research team.

I don’t get why people find humor in things that are beneath me. But it’s only logical, I suppose.

I’m like a superhero, except instead of fighting crime, I solve complex equations.

I may not be perfect, but my intellect is pretty close to it.

I don’t need a social life, I have a Nobel Prize to win!

I’m not saying I’m always right, but I am saying it’s highly probable.

I don’t need to conform to society’s norms. Society should conform to my norms.

Socializing takes away time that could be spent on expanding my knowledge of the universe.

I’m not weird, I’m just operating on a higher level of intelligence.

I don’t need sleep, I need opportunities to solve complex math problems.

I have an IQ that rivals Einstein. And I’m not even using my full brain capacity.

I don’t do small talk. I prefer conversations about theoretical quantum mechanics.

I see the world as a giant experiment, and I’m the one conducting it.

I don’t believe in being ordinary. I believe in being extraordinarily intelligent.

I don’t need to fit in. I stand out, because I’m a genius.

I’m not arrogant, I’m just aware of my superior intellect.

I don’t have time for hobbies. My mind is too busy exploring the mysteries of the universe.

I don’t believe in luck. Luck is for the intellectually inferior.

I’m not antisocial, I’m selectively sociable.

I strive for perfection, even if it annoys everyone around me.

I may be socially inept, but I’m intellectually superior.

I don’t need a personal life, I have an eternal life of knowledge to pursue.

I may not have many friends, but I have an infinite number of scientific discoveries to make.

I don’t need to be popular, I need to be intellectually fulfilled.