Shaun of the Dead Quotes

You’ve got red on you.

He’s not my boyfriend!

We’re coming to get you, Barbara!

It’s not the end of the world.

I don’t bite, you know… except… you know…

It’s a bloody Mary!

We’re going to The Winchester!

You’ve got some red on you.

I’m not shouting!

She’s so drunk!

Who died and made you king of the zombies?

Just look at the face: it’s vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who’s lost a bet.

It’s not the apocalypse, it’s just Sunday dinner with mum.

He’s not exactly the fastest man alive.

You want to live forever?

We’ll surround it with blankets; we’ll wait until it goes away.

No, I don’t have to justify myself to you, because I’m a bird.

When the going gets tough, the tough hide in the shower.

You’ve got the whole world peeing on your doorstep.

You’ve got red on you, it’s part of the job.

I don’t like cricket. Oh, no. I love it!

They’re not dead. They’re just…resting.

I’d rather be a coward than a vegetable.

You know what we should do? We should kill her.

She’s so pretty, I want to kill her.

Once again, it’s about being hip. Which is a decision that affects the brain. So, you know.

Hold on tight, it’s going to be a bumpy ride.

Shaun of the Dead Quotes part 2

They’re zombies, Barbara. They’re not werewolves.

It’s like punching a time card at a funeral.

I’m sorry, I won’t shoot an old lady in the face again.

It’s not the end of the world. Oh, wait.

I’m not going to shoot Shaun, I don’t care if he’s infected or not.

I’m cutting those cards up just as soon as those monkeys get out of the bath.

We’re not dead yet, and that’s a start.

There’s no I in team, but there is an I in pie.

I’m just gonna grab a quick slice, and then we’ll head over to The Winchester.

There’s no ‘we’ in team, but there is a ‘we’ in weapon.

I’ve got to make it to the pub, it’s the shortest way.

They’re not my friends, they’re posh wankers!

You can’t do nothing, because we need him.

It’s called Sade, and it’s a classic.

I don’t think I could love you any more than I do now.

I’m perfectly capable of frying an egg.

Just keep calm, and hit the buttons.

We do disconnect… we reconnect.