Savage Diss Quotes

Your words may hurt, but your actions are even more savage.

I’ve never seen someone talk so much without saying anything at all.

You should come with a warning label, because everything that comes out of your mouth is toxic.

I could make a sandwich with all the baloney you’re spewing.

Don’t worry about burning bridges, you’ve already done enough damage to the entire city.

If you were any more two-faced, we’d need to buy you a second passport.

Your ego is so big, it’s a wonder you can fit through the door.

The only thing shorter than your temper is your attention span.

I wouldn’t trust you to water a cactus, let alone handle anything important.

Your lies are like the morning dew – they disappear as soon as the sun rises.

You have the personality of a wet blanket.

I’m sorry, did I ask for your opinion? Oh right, I didn’t.

Your envy is showing, and it’s not a good look for you.

I hope karma slaps you in the face before I have the chance.

Your words are like the sound of nails on a chalkboard – annoying and completely unnecessary.

You’re a walking contradiction, but I guess that’s why people find you entertaining.

The only way you could be more ignorant is if you had a Lobotomy.

I’d call you a snake, but that would be an insult to snakes everywhere.

If your brain was as big as your mouth, you might actually have something worthwhile to say.

Savage Diss Quotes part 2

I’m not saying you’re stupid, but you sure do a good job of acting like it.

Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how irrelevant you are.

Your intelligence is rivaled only by your lack of common sense.

I would ask how you get by in life, but I don’t think you do.

You’re like a broken record – always playing the same tired tune.

I wouldn’t trust you to find your way out of a paper bag.

Your insults are about as powerful as a wet noodle.

Who needs enemies when they have a friend like you?

I would tell you to take a seat, but I doubt you could handle the truth.

Your actions speak so loudly, I can’t hear a word you’re saying.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person on earth.

I’m sorry, but I don’t speak idiot.

I’m surprised you have the audacity to show your face after what you’ve done.

Your existence is proof that the gene pool needs a lifeguard.

You’ve reached a whole new level of delusion.

I don’t know what’s more impressive – how little you know or how much you think you know.

You’re like a black hole – a vacuum of intelligence sucking in everything around you.

I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.

I’d call you a douchebag, but that would be an insult to bags everywhere.

You’re not even worth my negative energy.

You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.

I wasn’t aware that stupidity was a full-time job, but you seem to have mastered it.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt your nonsense with my logic.

Don’t mistake my silence for weakness – I’m just trying not to stoop to your level.

Your opinion is about as valuable as a used tissue.

I hope your day is as pleasant as you are.