Today is just another opportunity for disappointment.
Don’t worry, everything will definitely not be okay.
Believe in yourself, because no one else will.
Dream big, because achieving mediocrity just isn’t enough.
Success is overrated, wouldn’t you agree?
You can do anything, but probably shouldn’t.
Follow your passion, as long as it doesn’t interfere with your laziness.
Set goals, so you have something to feel guilty about never achieving.
Be yourself, unless you’re boring. Then, please be someone else.
The road to success is paved with countless failures. Enjoy the journey!
You are capable of amazing things. Just not today.
Your life is a canvas. Paint it however you want… nobody will notice.
Do what you love, as long as it doesn’t involve hard work.
The only constant in life is disappointment. Embrace it.
Success is just failure pretending to be victorious.
Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, there’s always the stars. Or a black hole.
Life is short, so make every second count… or don’t. Who cares?
Sometimes, the best inspiration is sitting on the couch doing nothing.
Be the change you want to see in the world, but don’t expect anyone else to notice.
Opportunity knocks once, but laziness rings the doorbell every day.
Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Unless your dreams involve hard work, in which case, stay in bed.
Sarcastic Inspirational Quotes – A Twist on Motivational Wisdom part 2
Don’t compare yourself to others. It’s easier to feel special when you’re oblivious to everyone else’s achievements.
Failure is the key to success. So, congratulations on being one step closer.
Believe in yourself, because that’s the only thing left when everyone else stops believing in you.
Life is what you make it. And you’ve made it pretty average.
It’s not the destination that matters, it’s the lackluster journey along the way.
You only live once, but doesn’t that make life feel even more tedious?
The secret to success? It’s a secret because no one knows what it is.
Hustle hard, so you can eventually afford to do nothing.
Success is 1% inspiration, 99% wondering why you bothered in the first place.
Follow your dreams, unless your dreams involve napping. Then, definitely follow those.
Life isn’t about finding yourself, it’s about making peace with the fact that you’re lost.
Don’t wait for opportunity to knock. It’s probably just lost and asking for directions.
Believe in yourself, because if you don’t, who else will be foolish enough to?
Shoot for the stars, but be prepared to stumble over the clouds.
Success comes to those who work hard… or to those who are just really lucky.
Life is full of possibilities, but let’s be honest, most of them are pretty disappointing.
Dream big, so you can feel even more defeated when reality sets in.
Failure is the stepping stone to success. But hey, at least you’re getting some exercise.
The only person holding you back is you. Because let’s face it, no one else cares that much.
You are stronger than you think. But only in the sense that you can probably lift a bag of groceries.
Don’t worry about the haters. They’re probably just jealous of your average-ness.
Hard work pays off. But so does sitting on the couch and binge-watching Netflix.
Believe in yourself, because no one else will believe in you as much as you believe in yourself.
Dreams don’t work unless you do. But let’s be real, you’d probably rather just take a nap.
Be First to Comment