Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t realize my caring meter had run out.
Care? Ha, that’s a funny word. I don’t have time for that nonsense.
I’d care more, but I just can’t seem to find a single reason to.
Excuse me while I suppress the urge to care. It’s a daily struggle.
If caring was a sport, I would definitely not be in the Olympics.
Care? That’s so last season. I’m all about indifference now.
I’m sorry, did you think I cared? That’s adorable.
Oh, you’re upset? Let me just find my I care button… Oh wait, I don’t have one.
If caring was a talent, I would be talentless.
Care? Does that come with a side of apathy?
You want me to care? Sorry, I’m all out of that today.
I was going to care, but then I remembered I have better things to do.
Care? Maybe in my next life, but definitely not in this one.
Oh no, someone call the care police. I seem to have misplaced mine.
If I cared any less, I would be a rock. And rocks don’t care, my friend.
I could pretend to care, but where’s the fun in that?
Care? Sorry, I reserve my energy for more important things, like breathing.
You know what they say, caring is overrated.
I’m sorry, did you expect me to care? Please lower your expectations.
If caring were a crime, I would be serving a life sentence.
I would love to care, but I’m just not capable of it.
You’ll have to excuse my lack of care, it’s a condition I was born with.
Care? Nah, I’m allergic to it.
Caring is for the weak. And I am strong in my apathy.
I used to care, but then I realized it was a waste of time and energy.
Care? Oh honey, I’ve got better things to do with my life.
If caring was a superpower, I would definitely not be a superhero.
Care? Sorry, I’m all out. Try again later.
I’m sorry, did you think I cared about your opinion? That’s adorable.
I don’t have time to care. I’m too busy living my best life.
Care? That sounds exhausting. I’ll pass.
Care? I have enough on my plate already, thank you very much.
I’m sorry, do I look like the caring type? I thought not.
Care? Yeah, let me add that to my never-ending to-do list.
Oh, you want me to care? Let me just check my calendar… Oops, sorry, no free slots available.
I could care less, but I would have to try really hard.
Care? Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me not caring.
I’m sorry, did you think I cared? Must be a case of mistaken identity.
You want me to care? How about no.
I’m allergic to caring. And also to stupidity, so please stay away.
Care? Ha, that’s a good one. Almost had me fooled there.
I’m sorry, but I can’t seem to find my caring bone. It must be lost somewhere.
Care? That’s a funny word. Can you spell it for me?
I would care, but then I realized caring is not my strong suit.
Care? Sorry, I’m all out. Try someone who actually gives a damn.
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