Sanford and Son Quotes

You big dummy!

This is the big one!

Have some respect for your elders.

I’m coming, Elizabeth!

You couldn’t sell ice water in the desert.

I’m the king of junk!

I don’t care if it’s red or yellow, as long as it’s gold!

The junkyard is my kingdom and this is my castle!

I’m too old for this nonsense.

I may be old, but I still got it!

You don’t know what it’s like to be a junkman.

Junk is my business, and business is good.

I run this junkyard like a well-oiled machine.

Don’t mess with the king of junk!

I may be a junkman, but I got style.

It’s gold, Jerry, gold!

Can’t you see I’m busy? Go find your own junk.

You can’t put a price on junk, it’s priceless.

I’ve seen it all in this junkyard.

I’m the junkman with a plan.

I’m not just a junkman, I’m an artist.

My junk is worth more than your fancy car.

I’m the junkyard king, bow down to me.

One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

I’ve turned junk into gold, and I’m not stopping.

I know the value of junk better than anyone.

Junk is the key to happiness.

I may be covered in dirt, but I’m still a king.

The junkyard is my playground, and I’m the king of the castle.

I’m the junkman with a heart of gold.

Sanford and Son Quotes part 2

I’ve earned my crown in the junkyard.

Don’t underestimate the power of junk.

I’ve built an empire out of junk.

My junk is worth a fortune, and I’m not afraid to show it.

I’ve got junk in my blood.

I see beauty in every piece of junk.

The junkyard is my sanctuary.

Junk is the secret to my success.

I’m the junk king, and this is my kingdom.

I turn trash into treasure.

Every piece of junk has a story to tell.

Junk is my passion, my love, my life.

I’ve got the Midas touch when it comes to junk.

I’m the junkman with a vision.

Junk is my canvas, and I’m the artist.