Salem the cat quotes

Sometimes, I think cats are the true rulers of this world.

Life is better with a little bit of mischief.

Cats never apologize for being fabulous.

Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it also brought endless adventures.

There’s no such thing as too much catnip.

A cat’s purr can heal even the deepest wounds.

Why be ordinary when you can be a cat?

A good stretch is the key to a happy life.

If you want a loyal friend, get a cat.

Cats rule, humans drool.

The world is my playground, and I intend to conquer it.

Meow is the universal language of love.

Sleeping in sunbeams is the purest form of bliss.

Humans may have invented technology, but cats mastered it.

In a world full of chaos, be the cat who naps in blissful serenity.

Cats have nine lives for a reason – we’re just too fabulous to die.

Rainy days are just an excuse to curl up with a good book and a warm lap.

Happiness is a cardboard box.

If you think I’m spoiled, you should see my human.

No one can resist a cute kitten face. Resistance is futile.

In a world of ordinary, be a magical cat.

There’s no shame in begging for treats. It’s just a negotiation technique.

The secret to a perfect nap? Find the sunniest spot in the house.

Cats have mastered the art of relaxation. Humans could learn a thing or two.

Do what you love, and let the hairballs fall where they may.

Salem the cat quotes part 2

Who needs a therapist when you have a warm, furry friend?

There’s no such thing as too many cat toys.

If you want to conquer the world, start by charming the nearest human.

No one has ever achieved greatness without taking a few catnaps along the way.

The higher the perch, the greater the view.

Some people say cats are aloof. We just have better things to do.

Cats were worshipped as gods in ancient Egypt. Some things never change.

Licking yourself clean is a form of self-care.

If you want to hide, do it in plain sight. Humans are easily fooled.

Cats never forget, especially when it’s time for dinner.

If at first you don’t succeed, nap until further notice.

Dogs may have owners, but cats have staff.

If it fits, I sits. That’s the cat code.

The best seat in the house is always taken by a cat.

Personal space is overrated. Cuddle puddles are where it’s at.

Scratching posts are a cat’s version of a gym. Stay fit, my friends.

Never underestimate the power of a well-timed hiss.

Cats are the original hipsters. We were cool before it was cool.

I may have nine lives, but I still make every one count.

Life is too short to worry. Just take a nap and let the humans handle it.