Rv Humor Sayings

  • Home is where you park it, even if it’s just for the night.
  • I don’t always travel in an RV, but when I do, I prefer a Class A.
  • RVing: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
  • I don’t always take road trips, but when I do, I prefer to bring my home with me.
  • RVing: The only time it’s acceptable to have your house and your car in the same picture.
  • Camping without an RV is just called sleeping in a tent.
  • I’m not lost, I’m just exploring new campgrounds.
  • I’m not retired, I’m a full-time RV enthusiast.
  • Home is where you park it, but sometimes it’s hard to find a parking spot.
  • RVing: The only way to live in a small space and still have everything you need.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to do it in an RV.
  • If the RV’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’.
  • I’m not camping, I’m glamping.
  • The only thing better than a sunset is a sunset from your RV.
  • RVing: Where you never have to ask, ‘Are we there yet?’
  • My other car is an RV.
  • I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route to the next RV park.
  • Life is too short to stay in one place. That’s why I have an RV.
  • Camping is my therapy, and my RV is my therapist.
  • RVing: The only way to have a home on wheels and still be able to enjoy the great outdoors.
  • If you see an RV going down the road, it’s probably me.
  • RVing: Where every day is a new adventure.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to do it with my RV.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes it’s in the middle of nowhere.
  • RVing: The only way to see the country and still have all the comforts of home.
  • I’m not a tourist, I’m an RV traveler.
  • Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a minimalist.
  • RVing: Where the journey is just as important as the destination.
  • I don’t always take road trips, but when I do, I prefer to do it in my RV.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes that’s in a Walmart parking lot.
  • RVing: The only way to have a backyard that changes every day.
  • I’m not retired, I’m just RVing full-time.
  • Camping without an RV is like swimming without a floatie.
  • RVing: Where the scenery is always changing, but the coffee is always brewing.
  • I’m not lost, I’m just taking the long way to the next RV park.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes that’s on the side of the road with a flat tire.
  • RVing: The only way to be a tourist and a local at the same time.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to have my own bathroom.
  • Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to smell like a campfire.
  • I’m not a gypsy, I’m an RV enthusiast.
  • Home is where you park it, even if it’s a Walmart parking lot.
  • RVing: Where the only traffic jam is at the dump station.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to have air conditioning.
  • Camping without an RV is just called being homeless in the woods.
  • RVing: The only way to have a kitchen on wheels and still enjoy the great outdoors.
  • I’m not lost, I’m just taking the scenic route to the next RV park.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes that’s in a cornfield.
  • RVing: The only way to have a backyard that spans across the country.
  • I don’t always take vacations, but when I do, I prefer to bring my home with me.
  • Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a caveman.
  • RVing: Where the journey is the destination.
  • I’m not retired, I’m just living the RV life.
  • Home is where you park it, even if it’s in a KOA.
  • RVing: The only way to have a living room with a view.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to have my own bed.
  • Camping without an RV is like having a picnic without a basket.
  • RVing: Where the only schedule is the one you make.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes that’s in a desert.
  • RVing: The only way to have a front porch with a new view every day.
  • I don’t always take road trips, but when I do, I prefer to have my own bathroom.
  • Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a minimalist.
  • RVing: Where the only thing you have to worry about is where to park for the night.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes that’s in a national park.
  • RVing: The only way to have a backyard with a different neighbor every day.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to have a full kitchen.
  • Camping without an RV is like sleeping on the ground when you have a perfectly good bed.
  • RVing: Where the only boss is the open road.
  • Home is where you park it, even if it’s in a truck stop.
  • RVing: The only way to have a guest room that travels with you.
  • I don’t always take vacations, but when I do, I bring my own hotel room.
  • Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a nature lover.
  • RVing: Where every day is a new adventure, even if it’s just finding the nearest dump station.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes that’s on the beach.
  • RVing: The only way to have a backyard with a different sunset every day.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to have my own shower.
  • Camping without an RV is like trying to cook a steak over a candle.
  • RVing: Where the only deadlines are when to check-in and when to check-out.
  • RVing: The only way to have a garage that takes you to new places.
  • I don’t always take road trips, but when I do, I prefer to have my own bed and kitchen.
  • Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to sleep on the ground and wake up sore.
  • RVing: Where the only thing you need to worry about is running out of propane.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes that’s in the mountains.
  • RVing: The only way to have a backyard with a different sunrise every day.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to have my own TV.
  • Camping without an RV is like having a picnic without a table.
  • RVing: Where the only boss is your own sense of adventure.
  • Home is where you park it, even if it’s just for a night in a Walmart parking lot.
  • RVing: The only way to have a backyard with a different backyard every day.
  • I don’t always take vacations, but when I do, I prefer to bring my own kitchen and bathroom.
  • Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a survivalist.
  • RVing: Where the only time you need to hurry is when the campfire is about to go out.
  • Home is where you park it, and sometimes that’s in a vineyard.
  • RVing: The only way to have a backyard with a different view every day.
  • I don’t always go camping, but when I do, I prefer to have my own generator.
  • Camping without an RV is like trying to stay warm with a lighter.
  • RVing: Where the only routine is making coffee in the morning and cocktails in the evening.
  • Home is where you park it, even if it’s just for a night at a truck stop.
  • RVing: The only way to have a backyard that stretches across the continent.
  • I don’t always take road trips, but when I do, I prefer to have my own bathroom and shower.
  • Camping: Where you spend a small fortune to live like a mosquito buffet.

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